I got this email from a recruiter that, for the first two paragraphs, gave me the impression that they read my resume and thought about it. Then, this:
I'm reaching out to you today, as I believe your background in designing, development, and deployment of elegant solutions, strong mobile background, and product-centric development , coupled with your recent work at Ghost Crab Workshop, might make this a compelling opportunity for you.
Sadly, my lack of getting things done lately means there is no released recent work at Ghost Crab Workshop, which weirdly makes it sort of a reading comprehension tripwire.