Bots

by Jim Kang

These are automated entities that write stuff and make images.

You Never See It Bot
Slop Cube
Robotic observational humor about words.
Slop Cube
Slop Cube
A cube that is not perfect but always moving.
👀 bot
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Adds eyes to things.
Spinners
Tomatoes to galaxies…all spinning.
The bot version of Spinners, which generates bunches of spinning things all the time.
Self-Tagging Bot
Recreation!
Fun-loving bot that tags itself in pictures and encourages you to do the same!
Colorer
Wedding stockings
Looks at pictures; tries to see where color boundaries are, then takes a shot at filling those boundaries in its own way.
Dem Bones
Skeleton attempt
A bot that tries to assemble skeletons at random
Land of Contrasts
https://smidgeo.com/bots/land-of-contrasts/media/fact-map--MHmBjIUR.png
It makes those maps that tell you how each state in the country feels about some topic. It may or may not skip the surveying part.
Hills
Hills that are kinda wave-like.
It makes hills; sometimes a lot of them, sometimes a few of them. In different colors.
Autocomplete Jokes
It knows how knock knock jokes go, but when it comes to filling them in, it needs help. So, it sees what Google's autocomplete suggests.
Fucking Shakespeare
What if Shakespeare said "fuck" a lot?
GODTRIBUTES
ARRRRGH!
A bot that posts tributes to befitting each god! My most popular bot.
The Most Successful Bot I've Met
A bot powered by ConceptNet and Wordnik telling you all about the most successful people it's met, so that you, too, can be successful, which is all we all want to be.
Link Finding Things
Link finds a Whopper.
Doo doo doo doo!
Autocomplete Rap
Autocomplete-powered raps. (Retired.)
Bot in the Street
A snowclone in the street but a meme in the sheets! Powered by Wordnik. (Retired.)
Demake Bot
Bot that remakes images into lower-resolution images. (Retired.)
Hail Ants Bot
News about the inevitable hegemony of ants, an ever-growing threat to humanity. (Retired.)
Improvebot
Always taking concepts and improving them, bot-style. (Retired.)
Member Facts
Getting you the real *facts* about who's in what band and what guys the shows are *about*! (Retired.)
Monster Subtypes
Discovered new, very specific monster subtypes all the time! (Retired.)
Our Magick Future
Strange things we don't understand are happening to our world! Catch up on them here. (Retired.)
Snake People Bot
Are you alarmed about these new snake people? No? You should be! A bot that gathers news about their doings. A bot port of Eric Bailey's amazing Millennials to Snake People browser extension. (Retired.)
Space Weirdness Bot
Floating through space, discovering unexpected things all over. (Retired.)