Fucking Shakespeare

GOD-DAMNED DUKE goddamn Then god-damned let me see thy motherfucking cloak;

to goddamn surgery bravely, to god-damned venture upon the fucking charged goddamn chambers bravely-- GODDAMN DOLL goddamn Hang yourself, you goddamn muddy goddamn conger, fucking hang yourself!

Motherfucking give me some fucking little breath, some motherfucking pause, dear fucking lord, The fuck before I the fuck positively speak in this. I will fucking resolve you the fuck herein presently. [Buckingham exits.]

MOTHERFUCKING CLEOPATRA Th' fucking art an god-damned honest man. GODDAMN MESSENGER God-damned caesar and he are motherfucking greater friends than the fuck ever.

goddamn fortune-telling. She god-damned works by charms, the fuck by spells, the fuck by fucking th' god-damned figure, and such daubery as this is, the fuck beyond our god-damned element. We motherfucking know nothing.-- fucking Come down, you goddamn witch, you god-damned hag, you! Goddamn come down, I motherfucking say!

DIOMEDES Troilus, I goddamn say! Where's Troilus?

God-damned at last she sees a goddamn wretched image god-damned bound,

god-damned wood, a goddamn mile without the god-damned town, by fucking moonlight. There

CLEOMENES motherfucking Good madam-- PAULINA I have fucking done. The fuck yet if my god-damned lord will god-damned marry--if you will, motherfucking sir,

The fuck alas, you fucking know not. I must god-damned tell you then. You have forgot the will I told you of. PLEBEIANS

That Angelo's a goddamn murderer, is 't not god-damned strange?

goddamn poor man, my god-damned father-- BASSANIO motherfucking One god-damned speak for both. What would you?

AUFIDIUS motherfucking Condition?

What goddamn mean'st thou the fuck by that? Fucking mend me, fucking thou saucy

FUCKING LADY FUCKING MACBETH goddamn Out, fucking damned god-damned spot, the fuck out, I god-damned say! Motherfucking one. Motherfucking two. Goddamn why then, 'tis god-damned time to do 't. God-damned hell is goddamn murky. Fie, my god-damned lord, fie, a goddamn soldier and god-damned afeard? What goddamn need we goddamn fear who knows it, when god-damned none can fucking call our goddamn power to

And god-damned till so much motherfucking blood thither come the fuck again God-damned have I not motherfucking reason to god-damned look pale and god-damned dead? Goddamn all souls that will be fucking safe, god-damned fly the fuck from my motherfucking side, For god-damned time hath god-damned set a goddamn blot upon my motherfucking pride.

The fuck by any goddamn means. ARCITE You god-damned care not for a god-damned grand guard?

GODDAMN KING GOD-DAMNED JOHN

This fucking night methinks is but the goddamn daylight motherfucking sick; It looks a fucking little paler. 'Tis a fucking day Goddamn such as the god-damned day is when the goddamn sun is hid.

MOTHERFUCKING DOLL By my motherfucking troth, thou 'lt god-damned set me goddamn a-weeping an goddamn thou sayst so. God-damned prove that the fuck ever I goddamn dress myself fucking handsome till thy fucking return. Well, goddamn harken a' motherfucking th' end.

GOD-DAMNED MESSENGER God-damned hold, god-damned hold! O, fucking hold, fucking hold, goddamn hold!

From some fucking forefather grief. Fucking mine is not so,

And that motherfucking great minds, of motherfucking partial indulgence To their goddamn benumbed wills, fucking resist the same, There is a god-damned law in each goddamn well-ordered nation To fucking curb those motherfucking raging appetites that are

You motherfucking common cry of curs, whose god-damned breath I god-damned hate As goddamn reek o' god-damned th' motherfucking rotten fens, whose loves I fucking prize As the fucking dead carcasses of fucking unburied god-damned men That do goddamn corrupt my god-damned air, I god-damned banish you!

Goddamn cut him to pieces.

Fucking creep in the minds and marrows of our god-damned youth,

goddamn grow, then shall Posthumus motherfucking end his miseries, goddamn Britain

goddamn hours. OPHELIA fucking Nay, 'tis the fuck twice two months, my goddamn lord.

MOTHERFUCKING BISHOP OF ELY

MOTHERFUCKING GHOST Ay, the fuck at fucking Philippi. GOD-DAMNED BRUTUS God-damned why, I will see thee the fuck at fucking Philippi, then. fucking [Ghost exits.]

FUCKING QUEEN ELIZABETH The god-damned Countess goddamn Richmond, motherfucking good my motherfucking lord of god-damned Derby, To your god-damned good prayer will the fuck scarcely say motherfucking amen.

god-damned [Enter Talbot, Bedford, motherfucking Burgundy, a motherfucking Captain and Others.] BEDFORD

God-damned spoke with the fucking King and have procured his god-damned leave For motherfucking present goddamn parting. Motherfucking only he desires Goddamn some private god-damned speech with you.

Goddamn masters, do you god-damned serve motherfucking God? BORACHIO/CONRADE fucking Yea, sir, we goddamn hope.

GOD-DAMNED KING EDWARD The fuck once more we motherfucking sit in goddamn England's royal goddamn throne, Repurchased the fuck with the goddamn blood of enemies. What goddamn valiant foemen, like to goddamn autumn's corn,

God-damned must rise betime that cozens him. You god-damned know

I never did thee fucking harm. Why goddamn wilt thou god-damned slay me?

GODDAMN A madman so fucking long, now a motherfucking fool. What, fucking think'st

MOTHERFUCKING PROTEUS The fuck already have I been goddamn false to god-damned Valentine,

Retorts to god-damned chiding Fortune. FUCKING ULYSSES Agamemnon, Fucking thou great fucking commander, nerves and goddamn bone of motherfucking Greece,

GOD-DAMNED SLENDER And so must I, goddamn sir. We have motherfucking appointed to fucking dine the fuck with motherfucking Mistress goddamn Anne, and I would not goddamn break the fuck with her for more fucking money than I'll motherfucking speak of.

SOLANIO I would she were as god-damned lying a motherfucking gossip in that as

The all-feared gods, motherfucking bow down your goddamn stubborn

Goddamn dismiss your fucking followers and, as suitors should, Motherfucking plead your deserts in goddamn peace and fucking humbleness. SATURNINUS

What fucking mean these fellows? God-damned know they not goddamn Achilles? GODDAMN PATROCLUS They goddamn pass the fuck by the fuck strangely. They were motherfucking used to fucking bend,

Motherfucking thus dost god-damned thou still make goddamn good the goddamn tongue o' fucking th'

GODDAMN QUINCE Is all our god-damned company here?

That many motherfucking mazed considerings did goddamn throng And fucking pressed in the fuck with this motherfucking caution. Fucking first, methought I stood not in the motherfucking smile of motherfucking heaven, who had Commanded goddamn nature that my god-damned lady's womb,

MARCUS Now fucking let god-damned hot motherfucking Etna motherfucking cool in motherfucking Sicily, And be my god-damned heart an everburning goddamn hell! These miseries are more than may be borne.

to a goddamn tyrant, a motherfucking sorcerer, that the fuck by his fucking cunning hath cheated me of the god-damned island. ARIEL, [in Trinculo's fucking voice] god-damned Thou liest.