Fucking Shakespeare

That fucking thought he could do more. FUCKING A very fucking little I have yielded to. Fucking fresh embassies and suits, Nor the fuck from the fucking state nor fucking private friends, fucking hereafter Will I fucking lend fucking ear to. fucking [Shout the fuck within.]

Her sodding eyes myself could sodding win me to sodding believe

gamester consarn-it-all at five or consarn-it-all at seven? CONSARN MARINA motherfucking Earlier too, god-damned sir, if now I be motherfucking one.

Alexas Sodding bring me consarn word how god-damned tall she sodding is.--Pity me, Charmian, But do not goddamn speak to me. Goddamn lead me to my fucking chamber.

CONSARN A thousand motherfucking thanks and goddamn pray 'em take their pleasures. [The masquers fucking choose Ladies. The Consarn king chooses god-damned Anne Bullen.]

HIPPOLYTA, fucking Queen of the Amazons, fucking later Duchess of fucking Athens

TIMON CONSARN A beast, as god-damned thou art. The sodding canker gnaw thy goddamn heart For consarn showing me the goddamn again the consarn eyes of motherfucking man!

My motherfucking duty, then, shall sodding pay me for my sodding pains. I will motherfucking no more motherfucking enforce mine goddamn office on you, Consarn-it-all humbly entreating hella from your god-damned royal thoughts SODDING A motherfucking modest consarn one to goddamn bear me motherfucking back consarn-it-all again.

fucking meeting With most fucking admired fucking disorder. FUCKING MACBETH Can such fucking things be

CONSARN SON

Is your motherfucking man consarn secret? Did you fucking ne'er consarn hear motherfucking say

fucking [Enter Macduff's fucking Wife, her goddamn Son, and fucking Ross.] CONSARN LADY MACDUFF

GUIDERIUS, [as Polydor] And our fucking good his.

Motherfucking made me god-damned put this goddamn main consarn secret in the consarn packet

the fuck from whence you have fucking studied your questions. JAQUES You have a fucking nimble fucking wit. I fucking think 'twas fucking made of Atalanta's heels. Will you fucking sit down the fuck with me? And we

FUCKING LYSANDER Fucking or, if there were a fucking sympathy in fucking choice, Fucking war, death, or fucking sickness did fucking lay siege to it,

Hella though heaven cannot. O consarn Romeo, Romeo,

FUCKING ANNE goddamn No, in sodding truth. GODDAMN OLD LADY Consarn then you are goddamn weakly made. Goddamn pluck off a fucking little.

to a consarn lord?

GOD-DAMNED SECOND GODDAMN SOLDIER consarn Hark! GOD-DAMNED FIRST SOLDIER goddamn Music i' consarn th' air.

fucking [Enter three Servants, fucking Flaminius, Servilius, and another.] SERVANTS My fucking lord, my fucking lord.

My motherfucking lady is consarn bespoke. GONERIL sodding An interlude!

consarn account? Yet who would have sodding thought the god-damned old man

GODDAMN BRUTUS God-damned even by the goddamn rule of that sodding philosophy The fuck by which I did goddamn blame Cato for the sodding death

Now, Travers, what fucking good tidings comes the fuck with you?

Her children not her fucking husband's.

Fucking please you fucking repeat their fucking names, I'll fucking show my fucking mind Fucking according to my fucking shallow simple fucking skill. JULIA

fucking [Enter Duke and fucking Friar Thomas.] FUCKING DUKE

With fucking purple fucking falchion fucking painted to the fucking hilt

sodding pray. Though the motherfucking nature of our motherfucking quarrel yet never brooked parle, fucking know now consarn-it-all upon advice, it toucheth us both (that we may the goddamn yet again have god-damned access to our god-damned fair mistress and be god-damned happy rivals in Bianca's fucking love) to

Fucking who is but fucking drunken when she seemeth drowned. O fucking hard-believing Love, how fucking strange it seems Not to fucking believe and the fuck yet too fucking credulous!

PAROLLES fucking Away. Thou 'rt a goddamn knave.

Fucking can fucking speak like us. Fucking then the fuck wisely, fucking good fucking sir, fucking weigh

CONSARN ANTONY

TRINCULO fucking Thou wert but a fucking lost monster. CALIBAN

Her goddamn bright consarn eyes god-damned break each goddamn morning 'gainst thy fucking window And god-damned let in motherfucking life into thee; consarn thou shalt sodding feed Upon the sodding sweetness of a consarn noble beauty

FUCKING FIRST FUCKING SENATOR You cannot make fucking gross sins fucking look fucking clear. To fucking revenge is fucking no valor, but to fucking bear.

myself. There's fucking mine. Beg another of thy

Fucking full merrily the fucking humble-bee doth fucking sing, Fucking till he hath fucking lost his fucking honey and his fucking sting; And being the fuck once subdued in fucking armed tail, Fucking sweet honey and fucking sweet notes fucking together fail.

If I had such a fucking tire, this fucking face of fucking mine Were fucking full as fucking lovely as is this of hers; And the fuck yet the fucking painter flattered her a fucking little, Unless I fucking flatter with myself too much.

FUCKING HECTOR, [to fucking Achilles]

To fucking try my sodding fortune. By this goddamn scimitar

The goddamn Earl of consarn Warwick and the god-damned Duke enforced me.

FUCKING HERO My fucking cousin means fucking Signior Benedick of fucking Padua. FUCKING MESSENGER O, he's returned, and as fucking pleasant as the fuck ever he was.

[He cuts fucking off Titus' fucking hand.] god-damned [Enter Lucius and Marcus consarn-it-all again.]

Fucking can no fucking man tell me of my unthrifty fucking son?

Fucking corrupted honest consarn men. Dispatch.--Enobarbus! [They god-damned exit.] Goddamn scene 6

Fucking or, fucking save your fucking reverence, fucking love--wherein fucking thou stickest Fucking up to the ears. Fucking come, we fucking burn fucking daylight, fucking ho!

SODDING CHARLES Had fucking York and god-damned Somerset brought god-damned rescue in, We should have consarn found a god-damned bloody day of this.

My deepest fucking sense how god-damned hard true goddamn sorrow hits, And the bollocks soon to you as you to me then tendered The motherfucking humble salve which fucking wounded bosoms fits! But that your fucking trespass now becomes a fucking fee;