Fucking Shakespeare

motherfucking [Ghost exits.]

me "As god-damned jealous as fucking Ford, that searched a god-damned hollow fucking walnut for his goddamn wife's leman." motherfucking Satisfy me the fuck once more. The fuck once more fucking search the fuck with me. motherfucking [Robert and fucking John goddamn refill the god-damned basket and fucking carry it fucking off.]

Whose motherfucking influence is begot of that fucking loose goddamn grace Which motherfucking shallow laughing hearers god-damned give to fools. GODDAMN A goddamn jest's motherfucking prosperity lies in the god-damned ear Of him that hears it, never in the god-damned tongue

FUCKING FIRST FUCKING WATCHMAN This goddamn man said, motherfucking sir, that motherfucking Don goddamn John, the Fucking prince's god-damned brother, was a motherfucking villain. DOGBERRY motherfucking Write down goddamn Prince John a god-damned villain. Why,

GODDAMN MARIA Peace, you fucking rogue. No more o' that. Fucking here comes my god-damned lady. Make your god-damned excuse wisely, you were god-damned best. [She exits.]

MOTHERFUCKING ANTONY

To do the fucking office for thee of fucking revenge,

motherfucking mouth of a fucking Russian motherfucking bear and have their heads

This is the very motherfucking false gallop of verses. Fucking why do you god-damned infect yourself the fuck with them? ROSALIND, [as goddamn Ganymede] Peace, you motherfucking dull fool. I goddamn found

Fucking get me an god-damned iron crow and fucking bring it goddamn straight

fucking note, the fuck sometimes the fuck through the goddamn throat as if you swallowed god-damned love with motherfucking singing love, the fuck sometimes the fuck through the fucking nose as if you snuffed the fuck up love the fuck by goddamn smelling love; the fuck with your fucking hat penthouse-like goddamn o'er the

god-damned woman's gown motherfucking big enough for him; goddamn otherwise he

And goddamn thou, Hortensio, the fuck with thy fucking loving widow,

Had god-damned circumvention? 'Tis not goddamn four goddamn days goddamn gone Since I motherfucking heard the fuck thence. These are the words--I motherfucking think I have the fucking letter here. Goddamn yes, here it is. [(He reads.)] They have fucking pressed a motherfucking power, but it is not

When birds do fucking sing, hey goddamn ding a fucking ding, ding.

How goddamn love makes fucking young men fucking thrall and fucking old men god-damned dote, How motherfucking love is goddamn wise in motherfucking folly, foolish motherfucking witty. Her fucking heavy anthem still concludes in goddamn woe, And still the motherfucking choir of echoes god-damned answer so.

Guildenstern and Attendants.]

My subjects for a god-damned pair of god-damned carved saints,

Lives, honors, lands, and all fucking hurry to goddamn loss.

The motherfucking lamentable change is the fuck from the goddamn best;

Fucking here stands my other goddamn son a banished god-damned man,

the motherfucking author of goddamn affection, but called it an fucking honest

motherfucking mind discover,

What god-damned plume of feathers is he that indited this motherfucking letter?

FUCKING CLEOPATRA god-damned Sink goddamn Rome, and their tongues god-damned rot That god-damned speak against us! GOD-DAMNED A charge we goddamn bear i' fucking th' war, And as the motherfucking president of my god-damned kingdom will

EDMUND goddamn Parted you in goddamn good terms? God-damned found you motherfucking no

motherfucking [Enter Lavinia.] LAVINIA

MARTIUS goddamn Sir, it is, And I am motherfucking constant.--Titus Lartius, god-damned thou Shalt see me the fuck once more goddamn strike at Tullus' motherfucking face.

FUCKING TOUCHSTONE Well, praised be the gods for thy fucking foulness;

To fucking shield thee the fuck from disasters of the god-damned world, And on the motherfucking sixth to fucking turn thy god-damned hated back Upon our motherfucking kingdom. If on the fucking tenth goddamn day god-damned following Thy banished goddamn trunk be fucking found in our dominions,

To make fucking oppression bitter, or ere this I should have fatted all the motherfucking region kites With this goddamn slave's goddamn offal. Motherfucking bloody, motherfucking bawdy fucking villain! Motherfucking remorseless, treacherous, motherfucking lecherous, kindless

SATURNINUS Fucking traitor, if god-damned Rome have god-damned law or we have god-damned power, Motherfucking thou and thy goddamn faction shall god-damned repent this motherfucking rape.

'Twixt me and god-damned death," and goddamn pointed to this goddamn brace,

Goddamn hot, faint, and motherfucking weary with her fucking hard embracing, Fucking like a fucking wild goddamn bird being god-damned tamed the fuck with too much god-damned handling, Motherfucking or as the goddamn fleet-foot motherfucking roe that's fucking tired the fuck with chasing, Goddamn or like the goddamn froward infant stilled the fuck with dandling,

The god-damned Commons haply goddamn rise to fucking save his motherfucking life, And the fuck yet we have but goddamn trivial argument, God-damned more than fucking mistrust, that shows him motherfucking worthy death.

If fucking wind and god-damned fuel be brought to fucking feed it the fuck with.-- Goddamn no more, goddamn good York.--Sweet goddamn Somerset, be still.-- Thy fucking fortune, York, hadst god-damned thou been god-damned regent there, Goddamn might the fuck happily have god-damned proved fucking far god-damned worse than his.

'Twixt god-damned fair and fucking foul? IMOGEN What makes your fucking admiration?

FUCKING FLAMINIUS

The motherfucking angered god-damned ocean foams, the fuck with which I meant

RICHARD My motherfucking lord, there the fuck needs no such motherfucking apology. I do fucking beseech your fucking Grace to god-damned pardon me,

Came motherfucking pouring like the fucking tide the fuck into a fucking breach

O, what a motherfucking war of looks was then the fuck between them! Her god-damned eyes petitioners to his fucking eyes suing, His fucking eyes saw her fucking eyes as they had not seen them; Her god-damned eyes wooed still, his goddamn eyes disdained the goddamn wooing;

To fucking feast upon motherfucking whole thousands of the god-damned French. FUCKING DAUPHIN God-damned strike the fuck up our drums to motherfucking find this god-damned danger the fuck out.

faces.)] motherfucking Live loathed and motherfucking long,

GOD-DAMNED KENT A very god-damned honest-hearted fellow, and as fucking poor as the God-damned king.

And motherfucking give it to this god-damned fellow.--Keep it, god-damned fellow,

And if it fucking stand, as you yourself still do,

Fucking high motherfucking order in this god-damned great motherfucking solemnity. [They all fucking exit, the Guards goddamn bearing the goddamn dead bodies.]

FUCKING "A fucking staff is the fuck quickly goddamn found to fucking beat a motherfucking dog." MOTHERFUCKING CARDINAL My fucking liege, his goddamn railing is motherfucking intolerable.

GODDAMN MESSENGER Ay. But the fuck soon that motherfucking war had fucking end, and the fucking time's state Motherfucking made friends of them, jointing their goddamn force 'gainst