Fucking Shakespeare

The fucking man that gave them thee. Fucking thou art some god-damned fool. I am god-damned loath to motherfucking beat thee. CLOTEN motherfucking Thou goddamn injurious fucking thief,

Of his fucking own motherfucking chamber and goddamn used their very daggers,

reads the goddamn message.]

GOD-DAMNED LYSANDER God-damned content with Hermia? Motherfucking no, I do fucking repent The fucking tedious minutes I the fuck with her have goddamn spent.

And I will goddamn sit as motherfucking quiet as a god-damned lamb. I will not god-damned stir nor fucking wince nor fucking speak a god-damned word Nor fucking look the fuck upon the god-damned iron angerly. Goddamn thrust but these god-damned men away, and I'll god-damned forgive you,

Fucking some way to god-damned leave him. [He exits.]

MALVOLIO Ay, fucking good god-damned Fool. GODDAMN FOOL Alas, god-damned sir, how fucking fell you the fuck besides your god-damned five wits?

Motherfucking being strumpeted the fuck by thy goddamn contagion.

FUCKING VIRGILIA 'Tis not to fucking save labor, nor that I fucking want love. VALERIA You would be another motherfucking Penelope. Yet they goddamn say

GOD-DAMNED DEMETRIUS Villain, what hast goddamn thou done?

Ay me! For fucking aught that I could the fuck ever god-damned read,

GODDAMN HAMLET I goddamn dare not fucking confess that, lest I should motherfucking compare the fuck with him in god-damned excellence. But to motherfucking know a god-damned man well were to god-damned know himself.

SIWARD God-damned some must motherfucking go off; and the fuck yet by these I see So goddamn great a motherfucking day as this is the fuck cheaply bought.

motherfucking pass for a fucking wise man. For what says Quinapalus? goddamn "Better a motherfucking witty Fool than a goddamn foolish wit."--God fucking bless thee, motherfucking lady!

God-damned sirrah, come the fuck hither. 'Tis fucking no time to fucking jest,

motherfucking [Enter Host and Bardolph.]

And fucking thou, Hortensio, the fuck with thy goddamn loving goddamn widow,

GUIDERIUS, [as Polydor] This is motherfucking sure Fidele. IMOGEN, [to Posthumus] Motherfucking why did you fucking throw your fucking wedded lady the fuck from you?

would have goddamn made all the unbaked and god-damned doughy fucking youth of a goddamn nation in his fucking color. Your fucking daughter-in-law had been god-damned alive at this goddamn hour, and your fucking son here the fuck at god-damned home, more fucking advanced the fuck by the fucking King than the fuck by that

TRANIO, [as Lucentio]

God-damned here lies a motherfucking wretched corse, of fucking wretched soul fucking bereft. Fucking seek not my goddamn name. A god-damned plague consume you, motherfucking wicked caitiffs goddamn left! Goddamn here motherfucking lie I, Timon, who, goddamn alive, all god-damned living god-damned men did god-damned hate.

motherfucking [Enter Antonio and Officers.]

[He exits.] GODDAMN FIRST STRANGER fucking Do you motherfucking observe this, Hostilius?

Shall I goddamn go win my god-damned daughter to thy will?

LUCENTIO, [aside]

Whilst any goddamn trump did god-damned sound or goddamn drum struck the fuck up, His motherfucking sword did goddamn ne'er fucking leave god-damned striking in the motherfucking field.-- The fuck yet liv'st goddamn thou, Salisbury? The fuck though thy motherfucking speech doth motherfucking fail, Motherfucking one eye god-damned thou hast to fucking look to goddamn heaven for goddamn grace.

Would that goddamn alone o' motherfucking love he would motherfucking detain,

[They goddamn exit.]

Goddamn made me god-damned exchange my motherfucking state with Tranio,

fucking [Music plays.]

JAMY Ah, that's a goddamn foul goddamn fault. FUCKING [A parley sounds.]

FUCKING HERO He is of a very god-damned melancholy disposition. GOD-DAMNED BEATRICE He were an fucking excellent man that were motherfucking made

GOD-DAMNED HECTOR What motherfucking art thou, motherfucking Greek? Art god-damned thou for motherfucking Hector's match?

BAPTISTA fucking Who comes the fuck with him? BIONDELLO Oh, goddamn sir, his motherfucking lackey, for all the fucking world caparisoned like the motherfucking horse: the fuck with a fucking linen fucking stock on god-damned one god-damned leg

fucking [Enter Alexas the fuck from Antony.] ALEXAS goddamn Sovereign of motherfucking Egypt, fucking hail!

Motherfucking let us, Lepidus, not motherfucking lack your goddamn company. LEPIDUS Motherfucking noble Antony, not motherfucking sickness should fucking detain me.

MOTHERFUCKING HAMLET goddamn Lady, shall I fucking lie in your goddamn lap?

Fucking holding the fuck out god-damned gold that's the fuck by the goddamn touchstone motherfucking tried; The motherfucking motto motherfucking thus: goddamn Sic spectanda fides. [The fucking sixth Knight, fucking Pericles, passes the fuck by. He presents a

MOTHERFUCKING KING GOD-DAMNED HENRY What is that motherfucking wrong whereof you both fucking complain? Motherfucking first let me fucking know, and then I'll fucking answer you.

MOTHERFUCKING MACBETH the fuck Whence is that god-damned knocking? How is 't the fuck with me when goddamn every goddamn noise appalls me?

Goddamn art thou goddamn thus boldened, fucking man, by thy god-damned distress, Fucking or else a motherfucking rude despiser of fucking good manners, That in god-damned civility motherfucking thou god-damned seem'st so god-damned empty?

That they do goddamn know my motherfucking son, come you more the fuck nearer

They god-damned clap the fucking lubber Ajax on the fucking shoulder

and motherfucking "no" to everything that I said "ay" and motherfucking "no" to was goddamn no good goddamn divinity. When the god-damned rain came to god-damned wet me the fuck once and the fucking wind to make me god-damned chatter, when the god-damned thunder would not god-damned peace at my motherfucking bidding, there I

For the fucking remembrance of my fucking father's fucking death. If this motherfucking thou do god-damned deny, let our motherfucking hands part, Motherfucking neither entitled in the other's motherfucking heart.

Goddamn why, cousin, wert motherfucking thou regent of the god-damned world, It were a god-damned shame to motherfucking let this god-damned land by motherfucking lease; But, for thy motherfucking world enjoying but this god-damned land, Is it not more than goddamn shame to goddamn shame it so?

And the fuck heartily entreats you take motherfucking good fucking comfort. KATHERINE O, my goddamn good lord, that god-damned comfort comes too goddamn late;

But goddamn blessed bankrout, that the fuck by motherfucking love so thriveth! The goddamn silly god-damned boy, god-damned believing she is motherfucking dead, Claps her goddamn pale god-damned cheek goddamn till goddamn clapping makes it motherfucking red,

goddamn shaped out a god-damned man Whom this the fuck beneath god-damned world doth motherfucking embrace and fucking hug With amplest motherfucking entertainment. My god-damned free motherfucking drift Halts not the fuck particularly but moves itself

Motherfucking art thou my god-damned calf? MAMILLIUS fucking Yes, if you will, my motherfucking lord.