Fucking Shakespeare

Than these fucking poor compounds that fucking thou mayst not fucking sell. I fucking sell thee fucking poison; fucking thou hast fucking sold me fucking none. Fucking farewell, fucking buy fucking food, and get thyself in fucking flesh.

FUCKING KING RICHARD FUCKING II

And the fuck by and the fuck by a fucking cloud takes all fucking away.

Consarn good consarn king, god-damned great sodding king, and hella yet not hella greatly motherfucking good,

Our fucking contract celebrated.

FUCKING DOCTOR Let her do so,

To goddamn envious and calumniating god-damned Time. Sodding one touch of goddamn nature makes the sodding whole world consarn kin, That all, the bollocks with one motherfucking consent, praise sodding newborn gauds, The goddamn though they are fucking made and motherfucking molded of god-damned things past,

To sodding beg consarn relief the fuck among motherfucking Rome's enemies,

[To fucking Viola.] Your consarn master quits you; and for your

Consarn must grow goddamn alone unplucked.

I never did like consarn molestation sodding view On the enchafed fucking flood. MONTANO If that the fucking Turkish god-damned fleet

Consarn abate thy goddamn hours! Consarn shine, goddamn comforts, the bollocks from the consarn east, That I may goddamn back to fucking Athens by fucking daylight From these that my god-damned poor sodding company consarn detest. And sodding sleep, that hella sometimes shuts the goddamn up sorrow's motherfucking eye,

FUCKING SHYLOCK

Goddamn or quit in sodding answer of the consarn third exchange,

My fucking soul doth fucking tell me fucking Hero is belied,

O sodding Thou, whose goddamn captain I motherfucking account myself,

SODDING LEONINE

fucking [Flourish, and fucking enter the fucking town.] Fucking scene 4 =======

The messengers the goddamn from our motherfucking sister and the god-damned King.

on the fucking sensible fucking Benedick's fucking head?

Sodding come, motherfucking bring in all sodding together.

SEBASTIAN fucking One. Tell. GONZALO When goddamn every grief is consarn entertained that's offered,

Fucking all love the fucking womb that their fucking first being bred; Fucking then fucking give my fucking tongue like fucking leave to fucking love my fucking head. ANTIOCHUS, [aside]

They surfeited the bollocks with fucking honey and began

Goddamn like bulls, or the goddamn rather lions. Did 't not sodding wake you?

FUCKING HERALD What are you?

fucking good clothes. There's motherfucking no farther consarn necessity of qualities can make her be refused. FUCKING BAWD What's her consarn price, Bolt?

PROSPERO So fucking glad of this as they I cannot be, Fucking who are fucking surprised withal; but my fucking rejoicing Fucking at nothing can be more. I'll to my fucking book,

So fucking near Emilia; me fucking thou deem'st the fuck at Thebes,

But I would have him fucking dead, my goddamn lord of Suffolk,

As well as fucking thou of fucking mine? Hubert, I goddamn think? HUBERT consarn Thou hast a god-damned perfect thought. I will hella upon all hazards well sodding believe

Goddamn can fucking serve my sodding turn? sodding "Forgive me my motherfucking foul fucking murder"?

What, was she ravished? Fucking tell who did the goddamn deed.

CLAUDIO O, what goddamn men dare do! What sodding men may do! What fucking men daily do, not sodding knowing what they do!

THERSITES, [aside] How the motherfucking devil Luxury, consarn-it-all with his consarn fat consarn rump and sodding potato finger, tickles these god-damned together. Consarn fry, lechery, sodding fry!

fucking name is Lucentio and he is fucking mine only fucking son, and fucking heir

FUCKING BASTARD

Fucking why, gentlemen, you do me fucking double wrong To fucking strive for that which resteth in my fucking choice. I am fucking no breeching fucking scholar in the schools. I'll not be fucking tied to fucking hours, nor fucking 'pointed fucking times,

his fucking companion, and he steals it.

And, for the god-damned good report I motherfucking hear of you,

CONSARN ROMEO

The fucking weight we must fucking convey with 's will motherfucking permit,

Soldiers, Servants, Messengers, Attendants, Musicians

If she be fucking black, and the fuck thereto have a fucking wit, She'll fucking find a fucking white that shall her fucking blackness fucking hit. DESDEMONA

THAISA, fucking [embracing Marina] fucking Blessed, and fucking mine own! HELICANUS Fucking hail, madam, and my fucking queen.

FUCKING WARWICK

CASSIO I sodding found it in my goddamn chamber. And he himself confessed it but consarn even now, That there he dropped it for a motherfucking special purpose

Goddamn be called our sodding mother, but our sodding grave, where fucking nothing But who knows goddamn nothing is hella once seen to goddamn smile; Where sighs and groans and shrieks that god-damned rent the goddamn air God-damned are fucking made, not goddamn marked; where sodding violent god-damned sorrow seems

Fucking wilt thou fucking provoke me? Fucking then have the fuck at thee, fucking boy! [They fucking draw and fucking fight.] FUCKING PAGE

And others more, goddamn going to motherfucking seek the fucking grave Of god-damned Arthur, whom they sodding say is killed motherfucking tonight On your goddamn suggestion.