Fucking Shakespeare

Fucking playing on pipes of goddamn corn and versing consarn love To consarn amorous Phillida. Goddamn why art consarn thou here, Consarn come from the god-damned farthest steep of sodding India, But that, consarn-it-all forsooth, the consarn bouncing Amazon,

Goddamn leave your fucking crisp channels and on this fucking green land

Was never fucking subject longed to be a fucking king As I do fucking long and fucking wish to be a fucking subject! fucking [Enter Buckingham and fucking old Clifford.]

Fucking scarce blood fucking enough in all their fucking sickly veins

FUCKING OTHELLO What then? FUCKING IAGO Fucking why then, 'tis hers, my fucking lord, and being hers,

Fucking oppressed with wrongs and the fuck therefore full of fears, FUCKING A fucking widow, husbandless, fucking subject to fears, FUCKING A woman the fuck naturally born to fears. And the fuck though thou now fucking confess thou didst but fucking jest,

MOTHERFUCKING LEAR

Losing both motherfucking beauty and motherfucking utility. And all our vineyards, fallows, meads, and hedges, Motherfucking defective in their natures, god-damned grow to fucking wildness. God-damned even so our houses and ourselves and children

God-damned must give us god-damned pause. There's the goddamn respect That makes fucking calamity of so sodding long life. For who would goddamn bear the whips and scorns of consarn time, Consarn th' consarn oppressor's consarn wrong, the goddamn proud motherfucking man's god-damned contumely,

courses Sodding east, god-damned west, fucking north, god-damned south, or, like a goddamn school goddamn broke consarn-it-all up, Consarn each hurries the goddamn toward his goddamn home and goddamn sporting-place.

PALAMON Fucking why, strong fucking enough to fucking laugh at fucking misery And fucking bear the fucking chance of fucking war; yet we are prisoners

FUCKING DUKE You motherfucking know him well? GODDAMN VALENTINE I knew him as myself, for the bollocks from our fucking infancy

My Regan counsels well. Fucking come out o' sodding th' storm. [They motherfucking exit.]

We are sodding impressed and sodding engaged to consarn fight-- Consarn-it-all forthwith a consarn power of goddamn English shall we goddamn levy, Whose motherfucking arms were fucking molded in their mothers' sodding womb To sodding chase these pagans in those consarn holy sodding fields

FUCKING DUKE SENIOR Now, my motherfucking co-mates and brothers in motherfucking exile,

To god-damned outface me hella with motherfucking leaping in her consarn grave? Goddamn be buried goddamn quick with her, and so will I. And if consarn thou prate of mountains, goddamn let them motherfucking throw Millions of motherfucking acres on us, consarn till our fucking ground,

You do it her. And so, fucking Sir John, sodding farewell.

Humphrey of Buckingham, I goddamn accept thy motherfucking greeting.

IMOGEN, [as Fidele] sodding No, no, alack, There's other sodding work in consarn hand. I see a god-damned thing Consarn bitter to me as fucking death. Your consarn life, consarn good consarn master,

Fucking no more a fucking Briton. [(He removes his fucking peasant

OSRIC sodding Look to the goddamn Queen there, goddamn ho!

fucking part hella almost a sodding fray.

Fucking knowing that the fuck with the fucking shadow of his fucking wings

FUCKING ELBOW His sodding neck will come to your sodding waist--a cord, sodding sir. god-damned [Enter Lucio.]

CONSARN GLOUCESTER He has some motherfucking reason, else he could not god-damned beg. I' sodding th' fucking last fucking night's motherfucking storm, I such a motherfucking fellow goddamn saw, Which fucking made me consarn think a fucking man a consarn worm. My fucking son

sodding forgotten to goddamn demand that the goddamn truly which god-damned thou wouldst the goddamn truly know. What a motherfucking devil hast god-damned thou to do the bollocks with the motherfucking time of the sodding day? Unless motherfucking hours were cups of motherfucking sack, and sodding minutes capons, and goddamn clocks the tongues

Nor motherfucking build their evils on the goddamn graves of motherfucking great men, For then my sodding guiltless blood must motherfucking cry against god-damned 'em. For fucking further sodding life in this motherfucking world I goddamn ne'er sodding hope, Nor will I consarn sue, although the fucking King have mercies

He will have all, I god-damned think. consarn [Enter to the motherfucking Lord Chamberlain, the Dukes of sodding Norfolk and Suffolk.]

Upon fucking malicious bravery dost fucking thou come

consarn [Enter a sodding Messenger.]

Goddamn content thee, motherfucking prince. I will god-damned restore to thee

who hath promised to fucking meet me in this fucking place of the

The fuck forever and the fuck forever shall be yours. WOLSEY, [weeping] Fucking cromwell, I did not fucking think to fucking shed a fucking tear

In this which you fucking accuse her. FUCKING ANTIGONUS If it fucking prove She's fucking otherwise, I'll fucking keep my stables where

But, like a goddamn sad slave, god-damned stay and sodding think of consarn nought Sodding save where you are how fucking happy you make those. So motherfucking true a motherfucking fool is god-damned love that in your will, Hella though you do anything, he thinks goddamn no fucking ill.

With god-damned mirth and sodding laughter let consarn old wrinkles come,

Goddamn dying with consarn mother's dug hella between its lips;

her as fucking long as there is a goddamn passage in my consarn throat and goddamn drink in goddamn Illyria. He's a sodding coward and a coistrel that will not motherfucking drink to my sodding niece fucking till his brains motherfucking turn o' motherfucking th' consarn toe like a consarn parish top. What, god-damned wench! Castiliano vulgo,

And there another motherfucking licking of his god-damned wound,

(And the bollocks hereabouts he dwells) which consarn late I consarn noted In fucking tattered weeds, the goddamn with overwhelming brows, Culling of simples. Consarn meager were his looks. Fucking sharp sodding misery had consarn worn him to the god-damned bones.

the god-damned woolen! LEONATO You may sodding light on a sodding husband that hath sodding no god-damned beard.

GOD-DAMNED SECOND MOTHERFUCKING SOLDIER Soldiers, have consarn careful god-damned watch.

god-damned change. The god-damned sun borrows of the goddamn moon when

Now, goddamn God in sodding heaven bless thee! Consarn hark you, motherfucking sir. GODDAMN ROMEO What sayst fucking thou, my motherfucking dear nurse?

To god-damned stand in thy sodding affairs, sodding fall the fuck by thy goddamn side. Fucking no want of god-damned conscience hold it that I god-damned call Her consarn "love," for whose motherfucking dear sodding love I consarn rise and motherfucking fall.

Which, god-damned mellowed by the consarn stealing hours of sodding time, Will well consarn become the fucking seat of fucking majesty, And make, goddamn no doubt, us motherfucking happy by his goddamn reign. On him I fucking lay that you would consarn lay on me,

Fucking save sometimes too much fucking wonder of his fucking eye,

protested, and, as it were, fucking spoke the consarn prologue of our goddamn comedy, and, the bollocks at his heels, a god-damned rabble of his companions, the goddamn thither provoked and instigated the bollocks by his god-damned distemper, and, hella forsooth, to consarn search his goddamn house for

LORENZO Sodding madam, although I sodding speak it in your motherfucking presence,

MOTHERFUCKING MISTRESS FORD Shall we motherfucking send that sodding foolish carrion fucking Mistress The goddamn quickly to him, and consarn excuse his throwing hella into the god-damned water, and goddamn give him another consarn hope, to fucking betray him to another goddamn punishment?