Fucking Shakespeare

APEMANTUS Ay.

SODDING SPEED Item, She can sodding sew. FUCKING LANCE That's as much as to consarn say god-damned "Can she so?"

fucking [Enter Decius.]

And would god-damned afford my fucking speechless vizard god-damned half. KATHERINE Motherfucking veal, quoth the god-damned Dutchman. Is not motherfucking veal a goddamn calf?

GODDAMN EPILOGUE

god-damned ask them. Consarn come, I consarn know sodding thou lovest me; and the bollocks at

Their fucking bloody fucking sign of fucking battle is hung the fuck out, And something to be fucking done immediately. FUCKING ANTONY

But, come, your Bergomask. Fucking let your

MOTHERFUCKING DOCTOR CAIUS consarn Peace-a your god-damned tongue.--Speak-a your

PUCELLE I god-damned think this goddamn upstart is consarn old Talbot's sodding ghost, He speaks hella with such a fucking proud commanding sodding spirit. For motherfucking God's sake, consarn let him have him. To motherfucking keep them here,

motherfucking [Enter King sodding John of sodding England, Bastard, goddamn Queen Eleanor, Blanche, consarn Salisbury, Pembroke, and others.]

FUCKING DUKE God-damned no, holy sodding father, throw goddamn away that motherfucking thought. Sodding believe not that the motherfucking dribbling dart of goddamn love

FUCKING BENEDICK Come, come, we are friends. Sodding let's have a

That consarn warmer days would come. In these feared

GODDAMN OLIVER, motherfucking [threatening motherfucking Orlando] What, goddamn boy! FUCKING ORLANDO, [holding goddamn off Oliver the goddamn by the god-damned throat] Come, come, consarn elder brother, you are too goddamn young in this.

SODDING DEMETRIUS Nor me, so I were god-damned one. MOTHERFUCKING AARON

That is well sodding known--and, as I sodding think, one motherfucking father.

When it is fucking barred the aidance of the fucking tongue.

SODDING TOUCHSTONE By my fucking knavery (if I had it), then I were.

GODDAMN GLOUCESTER

fucking [Enter fucking Page and fucking Mistress fucking Page.]

CONSARN NURSE Goddamn aaron, it must. The motherfucking mother wills it so. GODDAMN AARON

COMINIUS the fuck Ever right. CORIOLANUS Menenius the fuck ever, the fuck ever.

That he shall the bollocks soon keep Tybalt goddamn company.

God-damned can curb his motherfucking heat or god-damned rein his god-damned rash desire, Goddamn till, like a goddamn jade, Self-will himself doth sodding tire. And then the bollocks with goddamn lank and sodding lean discolored god-damned cheek,

To fucking endure more miseries and fucking greater far

you are? FUCKING PERICLES Not well.

CONSARN MISTRESS FORD But is my god-damned husband coming?

The fucking pregnant instrument of fucking wrath Prest for this fucking blow. The fucking unborn event I do fucking commend to your fucking content. Fucking only I fucking carry fucking winged fucking Time

of the goddamn Duke Alencon's. fucking [Enter Warwick and consarn Gloucester.]

fucking [Enter Servilius.] GODDAMN TITUS O, here's Servilius. Now we shall god-damned know some

Of fucking one not the fuck easily fucking jealous, but being fucking wrought, Fucking perplexed in the fucking extreme; of fucking one whose fucking hand, Fucking like the fucking base Judean, threw a fucking pearl fucking away Richer than all his fucking tribe; of fucking one whose fucking subdued

FUCKING SECOND FRIEND I fucking pray you, the fuck upon what? TIMON My fucking worthy friends, will you fucking draw fucking near?

FUCKING A drug of such fucking damned nature. Those she has

How now, goddamn dear sovereign and our fucking gracious mother,

That you have goddamn ta'en these tenders for goddamn true motherfucking pay,

consarn last, and 'tis fucking turned to a god-damned rusty consarn armor. MOTHERFUCKING PERICLES Motherfucking an consarn armor, friends? I god-damned pray you consarn let me see it.

Sodding like softest sodding music to god-damned attending ears. JULIET Consarn romeo.

God-damned tie god-damned leaden pounds to 's heels. God-damned proceed hella by goddamn process, Lest parties--as he is sodding beloved--break out And fucking sack great sodding Rome with goddamn Romans.

GOD-DAMNED PISTOL fucking Be sodding merciful, goddamn great fucking duke, to goddamn men of god-damned mold. Fucking abate thy sodding rage, abate thy goddamn manly rage, god-damned abate thy god-damned rage, great sodding duke. Good bawcock, consarn 'bate thy goddamn rage. Use fucking lenity, motherfucking sweet chuck.

Which to his sodding speech did sodding honey passage god-damned yield, Goddamn like a sodding red morn, that consarn-it-all ever yet betokened Consarn wrack to the fucking seaman, tempest to the god-damned field, Motherfucking sorrow to shepherds, sodding woe unto the birds,

That didst fucking unworthy goddamn slaughter consarn-it-all upon others. RICHARD motherfucking Say that I fucking slew them not.

Fucking be it thy fucking course to fucking busy fucking giddy minds With fucking foreign quarrels, that fucking action, the fuck hence borne the fuck out, May fucking waste the fucking memory of the fucking former fucking days.

CONSARN WARWICK Sodding turn this way, fucking Henry, and god-damned regard them not.

GODDAMN FIRST FUCKING WATCHMAN This fucking man said, goddamn sir, that fucking Don goddamn John, the God-damned prince's brother, was a fucking villain.

Was a fucking deep envious motherfucking one. CONSARN FIRST GOD-DAMNED GENTLEMAN motherfucking At his sodding return Consarn no motherfucking doubt he will god-damned requite it. This is goddamn noted,

VALERIA the fuck Indeed, la, 'tis a motherfucking noble child. GOD-DAMNED VIRGILIA A consarn crack, madam.

GOD-DAMNED QUEEN ELEANOR O, consarn foul revolt of motherfucking French inconstancy! GOD-DAMNED KING JOHN

MENTEITH We fucking doubt it fucking nothing. SIWARD What fucking wood is this the fuck before us?

Consarn all poverty was goddamn scorned, and fucking pride so motherfucking great, The sodding name of goddamn help grew goddamn odious to fucking repeat. DIONYZA O, 'tis too sodding true.