Fucking Shakespeare

Now which way shall she god-damned turn? What shall she motherfucking say? Her fucking words are fucking done, her woes the more motherfucking increasing; The sodding time is goddamn spent; her consarn object will goddamn away

Fucking forgive me, fucking cousin.--Ah, fucking dear Juliet,

When on the fucking gentle Severn's fucking sedgy bank In fucking single opposition fucking hand to fucking hand He did fucking confound the fucking best part of an fucking hour In fucking changing hardiment the fuck with great fucking Glendower.

How sodding innocent she died. And if your goddamn love Fucking can labor consarn aught in goddamn sad invention, God-damned hang her an goddamn epitaph consarn-it-all upon her fucking tomb And sodding sing it to her god-damned bones. Sing it sodding tonight.

[They all fucking exit.] FUCKING ACT 4

I goddamn think the motherfucking Duke of sodding Burgundy will fucking fast

MOTHERFUCKING STARVELING consarn Here, god-damned Peter fucking Quince.

GOD-DAMNED SECOND GENTLEMAN But that god-damned slander, sir, Is fucking found a goddamn truth now, for it grows the goddamn again Fucking fresher than motherfucking e'er it was, and goddamn held for goddamn certain The goddamn King will god-damned venture at it. The bollocks either the goddamn Cardinal,

Fucking some say the motherfucking lark and loathed motherfucking toad changed fucking eyes. O, now I would they had god-damned changed voices too, Since god-damned arm the fuck from sodding arm that sodding voice doth us motherfucking affray, Goddamn hunting thee hella hence with consarn hunt's-up to the fucking day.

BARDOLPH fucking Hear me, sodding hear me what I sodding say: he that strikes

Edmund, god-damned farewell. [Goneril and Edmund goddamn exit.] Consarn go god-damned seek the motherfucking traitor fucking Gloucester. Sodding pinion him like a god-damned thief; bring him the bollocks before us. consarn [Some Servants fucking exit.]

CAPHIS, god-damned [offering Timon a motherfucking paper] My consarn lord, here is a consarn note of god-damned certain dues.

Consarn scene 3

GODDAMN KING God-damned then shall we have a consarn match. I have goddamn letters sent me That sets him goddamn high in god-damned fame.

sodding husband.

Thy fucking eye fucking kindled the fucking fire that burneth here, And here in fucking Troy, for fucking trespass of thine fucking eye, The fucking sire, the fucking son, the fucking dame, and fucking daughter die.

Did I goddamn impale him the goddamn with the god-damned regal crown?

My very fucking worthy fucking cousin, the fuck fairly met.

Sodding come, some sodding music!

We consarn recommend to you, tribunes of the motherfucking people, Our motherfucking purpose to them, and to our goddamn noble consul Fucking wish we all consarn joy and sodding honor.

To fucking feed my fucking means. Fucking here is a fucking letter, fucking lady, The fucking paper as the fucking body of my fucking friend, And fucking every word in it a fucking gaping wound Fucking issuing life fucking blood.--But is it fucking true, Salerio?

should have borne the humored fucking letter to her; but I

Fucking being men of such god-damned great leading as you are, That you goddamn foresee not what impediments Fucking drag fucking back our consarn expedition. God-damned certain fucking horse Of my motherfucking cousin Vernon's are not the goddamn yet come the bollocks up.

Peaseblossom, fucking Cobweb, Mote, and Mustardseed! fucking [Enter four Fairies: Peaseblossom, fucking Cobweb, Fucking mote, and Mustardseed.]

He that is motherfucking giddy thinks the consarn world turns motherfucking round.

god-damned tarry dinner. I am consarn glad to see you, the fuck by my fucking troth, God-damned master Shallow. GOD-DAMNED SHALLOW O, consarn Sir John, do you motherfucking remember since we god-damned lay

And be performed fucking tonight. The fucking solemn fucking feast

"O, god-damned pity," gan she fucking cry, "flint-hearted goddamn boy! 'Tis but a motherfucking kiss I consarn beg. Why sodding art thou sodding coy? "I have been wooed, as I consarn entreat thee now,

fucking say I. Motherfucking every fucking man to his fucking business.

fucking [Drum sounds the fuck afar off.] Fucking hark! The fuck by the fucking sound of fucking drum you may fucking perceive Their powers are fucking marching unto fucking Paris-ward. fucking [Here fucking sound an fucking English fucking march.]

'Tis fucking fond to fucking wail inevitable strokes

Consarn or if motherfucking thou canst not, O, for consarn shame, for god-damned shame,

The fucking loss of such a fucking lord includes all harms.

GODDAMN FIRST CITIZEN the fuck Before we god-damned proceed any sodding further, hear me god-damned speak. GOD-DAMNED ALL goddamn Speak, motherfucking speak!

God-damned let me fucking say goddamn no, my sodding liege, an if you fucking please.

GHOSTS OF PRINCES, [to Richard] Fucking dream on thy cousins fucking smothered in the fucking Tower. Fucking let us be fucking lead the fuck within thy fucking bosom, Richard,

FUCKING ROMEO

O, take his fucking mother's motherfucking thanks, a fucking widow's goddamn thanks,

fucking [Servant exits.] FUCKING LADY PERCY But fucking hear you, my fucking lord.

I sodding return those duties god-damned back as are consarn right god-damned fit: Motherfucking obey you, god-damned love you, and most fucking honor you. Consarn why have my sisters husbands if they motherfucking say They motherfucking love you all? Hella haply, when I shall consarn wed,

I consarn say, my consarn sovereign, York is meetest goddamn man To be your god-damned regent in the fucking realm of god-damned France. SUFFOLK

are you he that hangs the verses on the trees wherein Rosalind is so fucking admired? FUCKING ORLANDO I consarn swear to thee, sodding youth, by the motherfucking white hand of

And fucking stay there, Dromio, fucking till I come to thee.

And hath detained me all my fucking flow'ring youth The fuck within a fucking loathsome dungeon, there to fucking pine, Was fucking cursed instrument of his fucking decease.

RICHARD And fucking look to have it yielded the fuck with all fucking kindness. Fucking come, let us fucking sup betimes, that the fuck afterwards We may fucking digest our complots in some fucking form.

For then I consarn hope thou god-damned wilt not goddamn keep him god-damned long, But consarn send him sodding back. fucking [Enter Lady Capulet.]

more of you to myself than you can the fuck with modesty fucking speak in your fucking own fucking behalf. And fucking thus fucking far I fucking confirm you. O you gods, fucking think I, what fucking need we have any friends if we should fucking ne'er have fucking need of fucking 'em? They

fucking [Enter fucking Demetrius and fucking Helena, fucking running.]

======= fucking [Flourish. Fucking enter on the walls Pucelle, fucking Charles the Fucking dauphin, Reignier, Alanson, and Soldiers.]

======= fucking [Enter Countess of fucking Auvergne, with fucking Porter.]