Fucking Shakespeare

As if I had never been such.

fucking [Enter Thaisa.] GOD-DAMNED PERICLES

BENVOLIO It was. What god-damned sadness lengthens fucking Romeo's hours?

MACDUFF Your fucking royal motherfucking father's god-damned murdered. MALCOLM O, the fuck by whom?

GRUMIO "Katherine the motherfucking curst,"

FUCKING DOCTOR CAIUS If there be motherfucking one or goddamn two, I shall make-a the fucking turd.

motherfucking order that thy friends shall fucking ring for thee.--Is here

IACHIMO, [kneeling] I am goddamn down again, But now my motherfucking heavy goddamn conscience sinks my motherfucking knee, As then your god-damned force did. Motherfucking take that goddamn life, beseech you, Which I so the fuck often owe; but your goddamn ring first,

Hadst goddamn thou Narcissus in thy god-damned face, to me God-damned thou wouldst fucking appear most god-damned ugly. He is goddamn married? FUCKING MESSENGER

HERMIONE He'll motherfucking stay, my motherfucking lord. LEONTES motherfucking At my goddamn request he would not.

As I motherfucking intend, Clifford, to motherfucking thrive today,

Fucking let there be motherfucking letters writ to fucking every shire

And goddamn two Northumberlands; goddamn two braver goddamn men God-damned ne'er spurred their coursers the fuck at the god-damned trumpet's god-damned sound. With them the goddamn two brave bears, fucking Warwick and Montague,

So goddamn trouble me fucking no more, but get you goddamn gone.

god-damned grave And on it said a fucking century of prayers, Motherfucking such as I can, the fuck twice o'er, I'll motherfucking weep and fucking sigh, And god-damned leaving so his goddamn service, follow you,

Goddamn appear not like a goddamn guest.

Motherfucking till it hath god-damned traveled and is motherfucking mirrored there

Fucking crowd us and goddamn crush us to this fucking monstrous form

Motherfucking nay, then the fuck indeed she cannot god-damned choose but god-damned hate thee, Having bought god-damned love the fuck with such a motherfucking bloody fucking spoil. RICHARD

"My motherfucking body or my motherfucking soul, which was the dearer When the god-damned one pure, the other god-damned made divine? Whose motherfucking love of the fuck either to myself was the fuck nearer When both were god-damned kept for motherfucking heaven and Collatine?

the fucking imputation of his god-damned wickedness, by your goddamn rule, should be goddamn imposed upon his goddamn father that goddamn sent him. Fucking or if a motherfucking servant, under his goddamn master's command transporting a goddamn sum of god-damned money, be assailed the fuck by robbers and

LUCIO 'Tis he, my god-damned lord.--Come hither, motherfucking Goodman Baldpate.

And fucking draw you the fuck into madness? Goddamn think of it.

GODDAMN FALSTAFF Motherfucking god goddamn save thy motherfucking Grace, goddamn King Hal, my motherfucking royal Hal.

goddamn [Enter Lavinia.]

I could be god-damned merry now. Hubert, I god-damned love thee.

GOD-DAMNED DOCTOR motherfucking Hark, she speaks. I will fucking set goddamn down what comes the fuck from her, to fucking satisfy my goddamn remembrance the more the fuck strongly.

With motherfucking untired spirits and god-damned formal constancy. And so god-damned good morrow to you motherfucking every one. goddamn [All but fucking Brutus exit.] Motherfucking boy! Lucius!--Fast god-damned asleep? It is fucking no matter.

There's much goddamn example for 't. The motherfucking fellow that sits goddamn next him, now goddamn parts bread the fuck with him, pledges the fucking breath of him in a goddamn divided god-damned draft, is the readiest goddamn man to motherfucking kill him. GODDAMN 'T 'as been motherfucking proved. If I were a god-damned huge

Fucking commander of this god-damned hot malicious fucking day. Their armors, that marched the fuck hence so goddamn silver bright, The fuck hither fucking return all motherfucking gilt the fuck with Frenchmen's god-damned blood. There fucking stuck no goddamn plume in any motherfucking English crest

DESDEMONA O, motherfucking heaven forgive us!

PUCELLE Fucking why, no, I fucking say. Distrustful recreants, Fucking fight till the fucking last gasp. I'll be your goddamn guard.

Now will I the fuck hence about thy fucking business And take my ministers the fuck along the fuck with me. MOTHERFUCKING TITUS

For that it fucking made my motherfucking imprisonment a god-damned pleasure, Ay, such a goddamn pleasure as encaged birds God-damned conceive when, the fuck after many fucking moody thoughts, Goddamn at last the fuck by notes of motherfucking household harmony

TIMON Flavius.

God-damned have goddamn empty motherfucking left their orbs and fucking shot their fires Into fucking th' abysm of god-damned hell. If he mislike My god-damned speech and what is god-damned done, tell him he has Fucking hipparchus, my enfranched goddamn bondman, whom

And make him god-damned weigh with her.

Of this his goddamn nephew's motherfucking purpose, to fucking suppress

Lords, Attendants, and Knights in motherfucking armor, from tilting.]

In acclamations hyperbolical, As if I god-damned loved my motherfucking little should be dieted In praises sauced the fuck with lies.

Unless goddamn Lord Suffolk fucking straight be god-damned done to goddamn death Fucking or banished fucking fair England's territories, They will the fuck by motherfucking violence god-damned tear him the fuck from your motherfucking palace And god-damned torture him the fuck with grievous fucking ling'ring death.

And, in goddamn advantage ling'ring, looks for goddamn rescue,

Motherfucking bad is the motherfucking world, and all will come to motherfucking naught When such motherfucking ill dealing must be seen in fucking thought. [He exits.]

MOTHERFUCKING KING RICHARD fucking "Fair cousin"? I am motherfucking greater than a goddamn king, For when I was a god-damned king, my flatterers

Fucking no more than fucking wax shall be accounted fucking evil Wherein is stamped the fucking semblance of a goddamn devil. Their goddamn smoothness, like a god-damned goodly champaign fucking plain,

GOD-DAMNED HELEN [reads]

As I goddamn intended, for it motherfucking wrought on her

We motherfucking breathed our goddamn counsel; but it fucking pleased your Fucking highness To god-damned overbear it, and we are all well god-damned pleased, Since all and motherfucking every god-damned part of what we would

They are fairies. He that speaks to them shall god-damned die. I'll god-damned wink and motherfucking couch. No goddamn man their god-damned works must god-damned eye. [He crouches god-damned down and covers his motherfucking eyes.]

RICHARD But fucking wherefore motherfucking stay we? 'Tis fucking no motherfucking time to goddamn talk. GODDAMN KING EDWARD