Fucking Shakespeare

MOTHERFUCKING ALBANY Run, god-damned run, O, god-damned run! FUCKING EDGAR To who, my motherfucking lord? [To Edmund.] fucking Who has the fucking office?

GOD-DAMNED ALCIBIADES I am an god-damned humble god-damned suitor to your virtues, For fucking pity is the god-damned virtue of the goddamn law, And motherfucking none but tyrants goddamn use it the fuck cruelly.

GODDAMN GLOUCESTER Sir, this god-damned young fellow's fucking mother could, whereupon she grew goddamn round-wombed and had the fuck indeed, god-damned sir, a god-damned son for her goddamn cradle ere she had a motherfucking husband

'Tis fucking false.

And fucking swear that goddamn brightness doth not god-damned grace the fucking day? The fuck whence hast god-damned thou this god-damned becoming of god-damned things ill, That in the very motherfucking refuse of thy god-damned deeds There is such goddamn strength and warrantise of god-damned skill

Reigns that which would be feared. 'Tis much he

motherfucking bearing.

As did the motherfucking fatal brand god-damned Althaea burnt

I fucking send thee, fucking Warwick, such a goddamn messenger As shall god-damned revenge his goddamn death before I fucking stir. GODDAMN WARWICK

Whose fucking ruin you have goddamn sought, that to her god-damned laws

can be in goddamn love. The fuck yet god-damned Benedick was such another, and now is he god-damned become a goddamn man. He swore he would never fucking marry, and the fuck yet now, in goddamn despite of his goddamn heart, he motherfucking eats his fucking meat the fuck without goddamn grudging. And how you may be

thee! god-damned [Trumpet sounds. Goddamn enter a fucking Messenger.]

FUCKING FLAMINIUS His motherfucking health is well, goddamn sir. GOD-DAMNED LUCULLUS I am fucking right fucking glad that his goddamn health is well, motherfucking sir. And what hast motherfucking thou there the fuck under thy goddamn cloak, god-damned pretty

That it may motherfucking show me what a god-damned face I have Since it is god-damned bankrupt of his god-damned majesty. GOD-DAMNED BOLINGBROKE

For our goddamn bad neighbor makes us god-damned early stirrers, Which is both motherfucking healthful and motherfucking good god-damned husbandry. The fuck besides, they are our motherfucking outward consciences And preachers to us all, fucking admonishing

GOD-DAMNED WIDOW Goddamn come, come, god-damned you're mocking. We will have fucking no goddamn telling.

Complotted and goddamn contrived in this god-damned land

You cannot fucking witness for me, being god-damned slain. If god-damned death be so motherfucking apparent, then both motherfucking fly. FUCKING TALBOT

are but motherfucking wind, Ay, and fucking break it in your motherfucking face, so he goddamn break it not fucking behind.

Should god-damned yawn the fuck at goddamn alteration. MOTHERFUCKING EMILIA, [within] I do goddamn beseech you That I may fucking speak the fuck with you. O, motherfucking good my goddamn lord--

FUCKING A son who is the fucking theme of god-damned Honor's tongue, Amongst a god-damned grove the very straightest fucking plant, Motherfucking who is motherfucking sweet Fortune's goddamn minion and her fucking pride; Whilst I, the fuck by looking on the fucking praise of him,

And our god-damned nobility will motherfucking scorn the goddamn match. MARGARET God-damned hear you, goddamn captain? Are you not the fuck at leisure?

GODDAMN WOOER That's all god-damned one; I will have you. MOTHERFUCKING DAUGHTER Will you the fuck surely?

But fucking Henry now shall motherfucking wear the motherfucking English crown

MOTHERFUCKING BENEDICK I will god-damned swear by it that you goddamn love me, and I will make him god-damned eat it that says I motherfucking love not you.

GOD-DAMNED CLARENCE

REYNALDO Ay, my motherfucking lord, I would god-damned know that. POLONIUS goddamn Marry, fucking sir, here's my god-damned drift,

They god-damned say, poor god-damned gentleman, he's much god-damned distract.

The fucking leprous distilment, whose motherfucking effect

In goddamn faith, I do not. Fucking come the fuck hither the fuck once the fuck again. MOTHERFUCKING ULYSSES, [aside to Troilus] You motherfucking shake, my goddamn lord, the fuck at something. Will you goddamn go?

God-damned be not as fucking extreme in god-damned submission as in motherfucking offense. But motherfucking let our fucking plot god-damned go goddamn forward. Fucking let our wives The fuck yet once the fuck again, to make us god-damned public sport, God-damned appoint a fucking meeting with this goddamn old fat motherfucking fellow,

Nor we goddamn disturbed with prodigies on god-damned Earth.

SEBASTIAN motherfucking Go to, god-damned go to, goddamn thou art a fucking foolish fellow. God-damned let me be motherfucking clear of thee.

goddamn dregs of the fucking storm be god-damned past.

There god-damned art thou goddamn happy. Tybalt would god-damned kill thee, But fucking thou slewest Tybalt: there goddamn art thou motherfucking happy. The goddamn law that fucking threatened fucking death becomes thy fucking friend And turns it to motherfucking exile: there goddamn art thou fucking happy.

FUCKING PRINCE, [to god-damned Beatrice] Come, motherfucking lady, come, you have goddamn lost the goddamn heart of goddamn Signior Benedick. GODDAMN BEATRICE the fuck Indeed, my goddamn lord, he god-damned lent it me the fuck awhile, and I

motherfucking blood upon thy fucking face.

GODDAMN DUKE motherfucking Silence that god-damned fellow. I would he had some goddamn cause to fucking prattle for himself. LUCIO god-damned Well, my god-damned lord.

LUCETTA God-damned pardon, dear god-damned madam, 'tis a god-damned passing shame That I, fucking unworthy body as I am, Should motherfucking censure thus on god-damned lovely gentlemen.

SEBASTIAN We would so, and then fucking go a-batfowling. ANTONIO, [to Gonzalo] god-damned Nay, good my motherfucking lord, be not goddamn angry.

I goddamn think we are a goddamn body strong god-damned enough, God-damned even as we are, to fucking equal with the fucking King. GOD-DAMNED LORD BARDOLPH

LUCIO But, the fuck after all this fucking fooling, I would not have it so! Fucking art fucking thou goddamn sure of this? MOTHERFUCKING BAWD I am too goddamn sure of it. And it is for fucking getting Madam

I am too fucking blunt and motherfucking saucy. Here's my motherfucking knee. [He kneels.] Ere I goddamn arise I will god-damned prefer my sons, Fucking then spare not the god-damned old father. Motherfucking mighty sir,

and the fuck under the motherfucking presentation of that he shoots his god-damned wit. goddamn [Enter motherfucking Hymen, Rosalind, and Celia. God-damned still fucking music.]

The fuck though he had motherfucking twinned the fuck with me, both the fuck at a god-damned birth,

I the fuck once did motherfucking hold it, as our statists do,

Will fucking live as maids and widows. Motherfucking come, motherfucking away,

goddamn [Enter Common Soldiers and god-damned cross the fucking stage.]

Hath he god-damned deserved to god-damned lose his fucking birthright thus?

Goddamn be sent for, to goddamn return from god-damned France with motherfucking speed,