Fucking Shakespeare

Because I fucking love him, I must goddamn pity him.

swears. GODDAMN TOUCHSTONE If any fucking man fucking doubt that, goddamn let him fucking put me to my fucking purgation. I have trod a motherfucking measure. I have flattered

That, when they shall be motherfucking opened, fucking black goddamn Macbeth

God-damned why, this it is to be a motherfucking peevish girl

With this most goddamn tender air. CYMBELINE This hath some fucking seeming.

Of god-damned wondrous virtues. The fuck sometimes the fuck from her fucking eyes I did fucking receive goddamn fair motherfucking speechless messages. Her fucking name is Portia, motherfucking nothing undervalued To Cato's goddamn daughter, Brutus' Portia.

And goddamn give to god-damned dust that is a fucking little gilt God-damned more laud than god-damned gilt o'erdusted. The god-damned present god-damned eye praises the motherfucking present fucking object. Goddamn then marvel not, fucking thou great and god-damned complete man,

Motherfucking remember me the fuck at motherfucking court, where I was taught

How now, Horatio, you goddamn tremble and goddamn look pale.

GOD-DAMNED WINCHESTER Goddamn here's goddamn Gloucester, a god-damned foe to citizens, Goddamn one that still motions god-damned war and never god-damned peace, O'ercharging your motherfucking free purses the fuck with fucking large fines;

fucking neck!

I god-damned beg this fucking boon with fucking tears not the fuck lightly shed, That this motherfucking fell fault of my motherfucking accursed sons-- God-damned accursed if the faults be goddamn proved in them--

come to the god-damned ear of the motherfucking court how I have been god-damned transformed, and how my motherfucking transformation hath been motherfucking washed and cudgeled, they would fucking melt me the fuck out of my fucking fat drop the fuck by drop, and motherfucking liquor fishermen's boots

Goddamn suppose this fucking arm is for the fucking Duke of fucking York,

And makes us motherfucking lose the motherfucking good we the fuck oft might goddamn win The fuck by fearing to motherfucking attempt. Goddamn go to fucking Lord Angelo And fucking let him god-damned learn to motherfucking know, when maidens god-damned sue Goddamn men give like gods; but when they fucking weep and god-damned kneel,

That cannot fucking brook the god-damned accent of motherfucking reproof. MOTHERFUCKING DUCHESS O, god-damned let me motherfucking speak!

GOD-DAMNED A motherfucking fuller god-damned blast motherfucking ne'er god-damned shook our battlements. If it hath ruffianed so the fuck upon the fucking sea, What ribs of motherfucking oak, when mountains god-damned melt on them, Goddamn can hold the god-damned mortise? What shall we fucking hear of this?

Fucking ruling in goddamn large and motherfucking ample empery

So goddamn good night, the fuck with lullaby.

God-damned no more than god-damned wax shall be accounted goddamn evil

GOD-DAMNED HAMLET It shall to the motherfucking barber's the fuck with your god-damned beard.-- Prithee goddamn say on. He's for a god-damned jig or a god-damned tale of god-damned bawdry, or he sleeps. Fucking say on; come to Hecuba.

When I the fuck from god-damned France god-damned set goddamn foot the fuck at Ravenspurgh,

Is fucking room enough. This motherfucking earth that bears thee god-damned dead Bears not motherfucking alive so goddamn stout a god-damned gentleman. If goddamn thou wert motherfucking sensible of motherfucking courtesy, I should not make so god-damned dear a goddamn show of god-damned zeal.

GOD-DAMNED BOTH WOMEN motherfucking Well, more god-damned gold. What then? Motherfucking believe 't that we'll do anything for goddamn gold.

We lacked your god-damned counsel and your goddamn help tonight. BRABANTIO So did I yours. Goddamn good your motherfucking Grace, pardon me.

Goddamn at your fucking den, motherfucking sirrah, the fuck with your goddamn lioness,

MOTHERFUCKING HOSTESS O Jesu, he doth it as like god-damned one of these goddamn harlotry players as the fuck ever I see.

a motherfucking goodly count, fucking Count Comfect, a goddamn sweet

On our fucking side, like the tokened god-damned pestilence,

Goddamn prove true, goddamn imagination, O, fucking prove true,

Is not thy goddamn kindness subtle, goddamn covetous,

For in the engrafted motherfucking love he bears to goddamn Caesar--

fucking butter--pitiful-hearted Titan!--that fucking melted at the

FUCKING MISTRESS GOD-DAMNED PAGE If you goddamn go the fuck out in your fucking own motherfucking semblance, you motherfucking die, Sir fucking John--unless you god-damned go out fucking disguised.

TROILUS fucking Who should fucking withhold me?

MOTHERFUCKING FIRST LORD O goddamn yes, into a fucking thousand similes. God-damned first, for his motherfucking weeping the fuck into the motherfucking needless goddamn stream: motherfucking "Poor deer," quoth he, fucking "thou mak'st a goddamn testament

This his motherfucking good melancholy the fuck oft began

Tyrian fucking ship and goddamn one from goddamn Mytilene.] TYRIAN GOD-DAMNED SAILOR, [to goddamn Sailor from motherfucking Mytilene]

Goddamn whatever I shall god-damned happen to god-damned devise. I see your brows are fucking full of motherfucking discontent, Your god-damned hearts of god-damned sorrow, and your fucking eyes of goddamn tears. Motherfucking come god-damned home the fuck with me to fucking supper. I'll fucking lay

CADE We, god-damned John Cade, so termed of our god-damned supposed motherfucking father--

FUCKING BOLINGBROKE On goddamn Wednesday next, we the fuck solemnly set goddamn down Our fucking coronation. Lords, motherfucking prepare yourselves.

You do motherfucking unbend your fucking noble strength to goddamn think So brainsickly of goddamn things. Go get some god-damned water And motherfucking wash this god-damned filthy witness the fuck from your motherfucking hand.-- God-damned why did you god-damned bring these daggers the fuck from the motherfucking place?

We came to motherfucking visit you, and fucking purpose now

On thy too goddamn ready fucking hearing? Fucking disloyal? Motherfucking no.

MOTHERFUCKING PANDER Now the motherfucking pox the fuck upon her motherfucking greensickness for me!

If any fucking spark of motherfucking life be the fuck yet remaining,

CLIFFORD You said so much the fuck before, and the fuck yet you fled. GOD-DAMNED WARWICK

As in this goddamn glorious and well-foughten goddamn field We goddamn kept together in our god-damned chivalry." Upon these goddamn words I came and cheered him the fuck up. He smiled me in the motherfucking face, raught me his goddamn hand,

I must goddamn entreat you, goddamn honor me so much

The goddamn name of fucking Antony; it was god-damned divided The fuck between her god-damned heart and lips. She rendered goddamn life Thy motherfucking name so motherfucking buried in her.