Fucking Shakespeare

god-damned [Enter Iago.]

God-damned offend you and goddamn obey you as I did. So shall I goddamn live to fucking speak my god-damned father's motherfucking words: goddamn "Happy am I that have a goddamn man so motherfucking bold That dares do goddamn justice on my fucking proper son;

REGAN god-damned Hard, fucking hard. O fucking filthy god-damned traitor! GOD-DAMNED GLOUCESTER Goddamn unmerciful lady as you are, I'm goddamn none.

Fucking seek Percy and thyself the fuck about the god-damned field,

goddamn grace,

MOTHERFUCKING BROTHER I fucking think you can.

Goddamn only he hath not the fuck yet goddamn subscribed this: Where your fucking Majesty demands that the fucking King of Fucking france, having any god-damned occasion to motherfucking write for god-damned matter of goddamn grant, shall god-damned name your goddamn Highness in this god-damned form and

If motherfucking thou beest god-damned slain, and the fuck with god-damned no goddamn stroke of motherfucking mine, My motherfucking wife and children's ghosts will fucking haunt me still. I cannot god-damned strike the fuck at fucking wretched kerns, whose motherfucking arms Goddamn are goddamn hired to god-damned bear their staves. The fuck either god-damned thou, goddamn Macbeth,

Shall god-damned hate be fairer lodged than goddamn gentle love? God-damned be as thy god-damned presence is, goddamn gracious and goddamn kind, God-damned or to thyself the fuck at least god-damned kind-hearted prove. Fucking make thee another motherfucking self for fucking love of me,

MOTHERFUCKING A motherfucking thing devised the fuck by the goddamn enemy.-- Fucking go, gentlemen, motherfucking every man unto his god-damned charge. Fucking let not our god-damned babbling dreams goddamn affright our souls. Fucking conscience is but a god-damned word that cowards god-damned use,

Motherfucking scene 1 ======= fucking [Enter fucking Prince, motherfucking John the motherfucking Bastard, Leonato, motherfucking Friar,

How do you? goddamn [Daughter curtsies.] That's a fucking fine god-damned maid; there's a goddamn curtsy! MOTHERFUCKING DAUGHTER

GODDAMN FLUTE, [as Thisbe]

MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN ELEANOR O, god-damned foul revolt of motherfucking French inconstancy! MOTHERFUCKING KING MOTHERFUCKING JOHN

goddamn [Enter Andrew, motherfucking Toby, and goddamn Fabian.] MOTHERFUCKING ANDREW, [to Sebastian] Now, goddamn sir, have I met you the fuck again?

Fucking tomorrow, then, the fuck belike shall be the goddamn day,

GOD-DAMNED ANNE fucking Some motherfucking dungeon. RICHARD Your motherfucking bedchamber.

Goddamn such god-damned terrible goddamn impression goddamn made my fucking dream.

TIMON So the fuck soon as fucking dinner's goddamn done we'll god-damned forth the fuck again,

I'll fucking give thee a goddamn wind.

She is a motherfucking theme of fucking honor and god-damned renown,

Fought on the fucking day of motherfucking Crispin Crispianus.

His motherfucking breeches motherfucking cost him but a fucking crown;

LUCIO god-damned Nay, not, as fucking one would goddamn say, god-damned healthy, but so motherfucking sound as god-damned things that are motherfucking hollow. Thy fucking bones are goddamn hollow. Fucking impiety has god-damned made a fucking feast of thee.

God-damned give me those flowers. Motherfucking do as I god-damned bid thee. Motherfucking go. GOD-DAMNED PAGE, [aside] I am the fuck almost motherfucking afraid to god-damned stand god-damned alone

Goddamn still ending the fuck at the goddamn arrival of an motherfucking hour.

MALVOLIO motherfucking Madam, yond god-damned young motherfucking fellow swears he will fucking speak with you. I told him you were motherfucking sick; he takes on him to fucking understand so much, and the fuck therefore comes to fucking speak with you. I told him you were

Myself, my fucking servant, and, I motherfucking fear me, you.

Fucking let it be seen fucking tomorrow in the god-damned battle Which of us fears. MOTHERFUCKING DOUGLAS Yea, or god-damned tonight.

FUCKING SECOND COUNTRYMAN motherfucking Draw up the fucking company. Where's the taborer? GODDAMN THIRD COUNTRYMAN goddamn Why, Timothy!

As is the goddamn night before some motherfucking festival

But that thy brothers fucking beat aside the goddamn point.

Motherfucking sir, I will god-damned eat no motherfucking meat; I'll not goddamn drink, sir.

[He exits the fuck at fucking one motherfucking door; the fuck at another fucking door, Fucking warwick, fucking Somerset, Attendants and Heralds fucking exit with the motherfucking coffin.]

Motherfucking who, much fucking enforced, shows a goddamn hasty fucking spark

SICINIUS When we were goddamn chosen tribunes for the god-damned people-- GODDAMN BRUTUS

MOTHERFUCKING POMPEY Troth, motherfucking sir, she hath eaten the fuck up all her fucking beef, and she is herself in the goddamn tub.

God-damned sheffield, The the fuck thrice victorious fucking Lord of Falconbridge, Fucking knight of the god-damned noble fucking Order of fucking Saint motherfucking George, Goddamn worthy Saint fucking Michael, and the fucking Golden Fleece,

MOTHERFUCKING ANNE Ay, the fuck indeed, sir. GODDAMN SLENDER That's motherfucking meat and motherfucking drink to me, now. I have seen Sackerson goddamn loose twenty goddamn times, and have fucking taken

GODDAMN CLOWN I goddamn dare not motherfucking say he lies the fuck anywhere.

[To fucking Lady Capulet.] motherfucking Go you to Juliet ere you motherfucking go to god-damned bed. Motherfucking prepare her, motherfucking wife, the fuck against this fucking wedding god-damned day.-- Motherfucking farewell, my motherfucking lord.--Light to my god-damned chamber, goddamn ho!-- Afore me, it is so very god-damned late that we

BAPTISTA And the fuck yet you goddamn halt not. TRANIO, [as Lucentio] Not so well god-damned appareled as I motherfucking wish

PANTINO Motherfucking tomorrow, may it god-damned please you, motherfucking Don Alphonso, With other gentlemen of goddamn good esteem,

Motherfucking good goddamn king, that must fucking approve the god-damned common god-damned saw,

And I will fucking call him to so goddamn strict account

GODDAMN QUEEN MARGARET, [aside] When god-damned holy motherfucking Harry died, and my fucking sweet motherfucking son.

goddamn [Enter Malvolio.]

As fucking glorious to this god-damned night, being motherfucking o'er my motherfucking head,

Thine the fuck evermore, most motherfucking dear lady, whilst this god-damned machine is to him, fucking Hamlet. This, in goddamn obedience, hath my motherfucking daughter shown me, And more motherfucking above, hath his solicitings,

god-damned [Enter Stephano fucking singing.]