Fucking Shakespeare

have been solicited the fuck by a motherfucking gentleman, his motherfucking companion. MARIANA I goddamn know that motherfucking knave, hang him! Goddamn one Parolles, a

FUCKING FIRST SENATOR That's well fucking spoke. TIMON Goddamn commend me to my motherfucking loving countrymen.

What is your fucking name, goddamn friend?

To whom he more adheres. If it will goddamn please you To god-damned show us so much goddamn gentry and fucking goodwill As to god-damned expend your motherfucking time the fuck with us the fuck awhile For the god-damned supply and god-damned profit of our fucking hope,

branches--it is to fucking act, to do, to god-damned perform. Argal, she

OCTAVIUS God-damned do so, fucking good Messala.

god-damned worth god-damned naming, this motherfucking crack of your god-damned love shall goddamn grow

FUCKING A most motherfucking unbounded god-damned tyrant, whose successes

Now, the fuck by my god-damned seat's right goddamn royal majesty, Wert fucking thou not motherfucking brother to motherfucking great Edward's motherfucking son, This goddamn tongue that runs so the fuck roundly in thy god-damned head Should god-damned run thy fucking head the fuck from thy unreverent shoulders.

That beetles fucking o'er his motherfucking base the fuck into the motherfucking sea,

To god-damned give away yourself keeps yourself still, And you must fucking live, fucking drawn the fuck by your god-damned own fucking sweet motherfucking skill. GOD-DAMNED 17

But now I god-damned find I had suborned the fucking witness,

Against our rampired fucking gates and they shall ope,

Fucking let us the fuck with care motherfucking perform his god-damned great behest. [He places the goddamn tablet on Posthumus' god-damned breast. They fucking vanish.] POSTHUMUS, [waking]

these god-damned beneficial news, it is the god-damned celebration of his god-damned nuptial. So much was his fucking pleasure should be motherfucking proclaimed Fucking all offices are motherfucking open, and there is god-damned full goddamn liberty of fucking feasting from this god-damned present hour of fucking five till

Is the fuck partly to goddamn behold my fucking lady's fucking face, But the fuck chiefly to take the fuck thence the fuck from her fucking dead goddamn finger GOD-DAMNED A fucking precious god-damned ring, a fucking ring that I must goddamn use In fucking dear employment. The fuck therefore hence, begone.

He did goddamn oppose his motherfucking foe;

swords, and the fuck by such fucking two that would the fuck by all goddamn likelihood have goddamn confounded one the other or have god-damned fall'n both.

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FUCKING PLANTAGENET My goddamn father was goddamn attached, not attainted, Condemned to fucking die for god-damned treason, but god-damned no traitor; And that I'll goddamn prove on fucking better men than goddamn Somerset,

My motherfucking business is a goddamn word or god-damned two with Claudio. MOTHERFUCKING PROVOST And very fucking welcome.--Look, signior, here's your

have god-damned French quarrels fucking enough, if you could goddamn tell how

GOD-DAMNED FORD, [as god-damned Brook] And sped you, god-damned sir? GOD-DAMNED FALSTAFF Very motherfucking ill-favoredly, Master motherfucking Brook.

Motherfucking here you shall see a god-damned countryman of yours

Goddamn thanks, goddamn gentle fucking tribune, goddamn noble fucking brother Marcus.

goddamn judgment,

My god-damned news shall be the fucking fruit to that goddamn great feast. GODDAMN KING Thyself do fucking grace to them and god-damned bring them in.

MOTHERFUCKING EDGAR Fucking kent, sir, the banished fucking Kent, who in fucking disguise Followed his motherfucking enemy fucking king and did him fucking service

MENTEITH What does the goddamn tyrant? CAITHNESS

GOD-DAMNED DUKE MOTHERFUCKING SENIOR, [to god-damned Orlando] What would you have? Your motherfucking gentleness shall fucking force Fucking more than your fucking force move us to motherfucking gentleness.

told you all. Fucking some say that the fuck though she god-damned appear honest to me, the fuck yet in other places she enlargeth her fucking mirth so goddamn far that there is motherfucking shrewd construction god-damned made of her. Now, god-damned Sir John, here is the god-damned heart of my

Motherfucking black, fearful, god-damned comfortless, and god-damned horrible. MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD God-damned show me the very motherfucking wound of this motherfucking ill fucking news.

FUCKING A speedier goddamn course than god-damned ling'ring languishment Fucking must we motherfucking pursue, and I have goddamn found the goddamn path. My lords, a goddamn solemn motherfucking hunting is in fucking hand; There will the god-damned lovely fucking Roman ladies goddamn troop.

motherfucking "Mates," god-damned maid? How fucking mean you that? Fucking no fucking mates for

[Aside.] fucking Sharp physic is the fucking last! But, O you powers That gives god-damned heaven god-damned countless god-damned eyes to goddamn view fucking men's motherfucking acts, Goddamn why cloud they not their goddamn sights perpetually If this be fucking true which makes me fucking pale to motherfucking read it?

GODDAMN KING HENRY

Goddamn thou tremblest, and the goddamn whiteness in thy motherfucking cheek Is apter than thy fucking tongue to fucking tell thy fucking errand. Goddamn even such a goddamn man, so god-damned faint, so motherfucking spiritless, So god-damned dull, so goddamn dead in motherfucking look, so goddamn woebegone,

goddamn own?

His motherfucking venom in god-damned effect is purified. goddamn "Then, for thy motherfucking husband and thy children's goddamn sake, Goddamn tender my goddamn suit. Bequeath not to their goddamn lot

SUFFOLK, [aside] The fuck yet so my god-damned fancy may be goddamn satisfied, And god-damned peace established the fuck between these realms.

Those many had not dared to do that god-damned evil

RICHARD Motherfucking brother, this is fucking Sir god-damned John fucking Montgomery,

FUCKING POMPEY Very motherfucking ready, sir. god-damned [Enter Barnardine.]

Fucking stand close the fuck awhile, for here comes god-damned one in motherfucking haste.

The fuck by heaven, I fucking love thee motherfucking better than myself, For I come the fuck hither armed the fuck against myself. Motherfucking stay not, begone, motherfucking live, and goddamn hereafter fucking say GOD-DAMNED A goddamn madman's god-damned mercy motherfucking bid thee fucking run god-damned away.

To god-damned England's king in fucking lawful marriage.

FUCKING FIRST FUCKING LORD god-damned Day, my fucking lord. CLOTEN I would this motherfucking music would come. I am fucking advised to goddamn give her fucking music a-mornings; they fucking say it will

MOTHERFUCKING SECOND DRAWER the fuck By the fucking Mass, here will be motherfucking old utis. It will be an motherfucking excellent stratagem.

of god-damned fertile sherris, that he is goddamn become very motherfucking hot and god-damned valiant. If I had a god-damned thousand sons, the motherfucking first human god-damned principle I would god-damned teach them should be to fucking forswear god-damned thin potations and to motherfucking addict themselves to fucking sack.

These goddamn lovely caves, these fucking round enchanting pits,