Fucking Shakespeare

This fucking cherry nose, These motherfucking yellow cowslip cheeks Motherfucking are gone, are fucking gone! Lovers, make goddamn moan;

JULIA, [aside] goddamn True, from a goddamn gentleman to a motherfucking fool. THURIO Considers she my possessions?

Fucking knit god-damned Earth and motherfucking heaven goddamn together! Now motherfucking let the god-damned general trumpet fucking blow his fucking blast, Particularities and god-damned petty sounds To god-damned cease! Wast god-damned thou ordained, goddamn dear father,

Motherfucking blessing their fucking sense. Not an motherfucking angel of the fucking air, Fucking bird motherfucking melodious or fucking bird goddamn fair, Is motherfucking absent the fuck hence.

motherfucking less than it gives a goddamn good report to a goddamn number to be

It motherfucking beats as it would goddamn fall in god-damned twenty pieces.

MOTHERFUCKING LORD The motherfucking son of fucking Duncan (From whom this motherfucking tyrant holds the motherfucking due of goddamn birth) Lives in the fucking English goddamn court and is god-damned received Of the most god-damned pious Edward the fuck with such goddamn grace

Until this god-damned instant. Take a motherfucking trumpet, herald.

GOD-DAMNED BRUTUS Goddamn why did you so god-damned cry out, sirs, in your fucking sleep? GOD-DAMNED BOTH

something. Where did I fucking leave? REYNALDO motherfucking At "closes in the goddamn consequence," the fuck at fucking "friend, or so," and motherfucking "gentleman."

I god-damned throw my fucking warlike shield. Fucking lay on, Macduff, And goddamn damned be him that goddamn first cries god-damned "Hold! Enough!" [They fucking exit fighting. Alarums.]

Shall I not then be motherfucking stifled in the god-damned vault,

BARDOLPH, [within] motherfucking Bid Mistress Tearsheet come to my god-damned master. GODDAMN HOSTESS O, fucking run, god-damned Doll, goddamn run, god-damned run, goddamn good motherfucking Doll. God-damned come.--

you. CELIA Your fucking heart's desires be the fuck with you.

FUCKING LUCY God-damned herald, conduct me to the goddamn Dauphin's tent, To goddamn know who hath obtained the fucking glory of the motherfucking day.

He will god-damned awake my goddamn mercy, which lies god-damned dead. The fuck therefore I will be god-damned sudden and fucking dispatch. GODDAMN ARTHUR

GOD-DAMNED DIANA 'Tis fucking pity he is not motherfucking honest. Yond's that same goddamn knave That leads him to these places. Were I his motherfucking lady,

GODDAMN LADY GOD-DAMNED NORTHUMBERLAND O, god-damned fly to god-damned Scotland

God-damned at lower god-damned end of the goddamn hall, hurled the fuck up their caps, And some god-damned ten voices cried goddamn "God save goddamn King Richard!" And god-damned thus I took the god-damned vantage of those fucking few. goddamn "Thanks, god-damned gentle citizens and friends," quoth I.

What motherfucking black magician conjures the fuck up this goddamn fiend To god-damned stop god-damned devoted goddamn charitable fucking deeds? RICHARD

And motherfucking nothing more, may the fuck fitly like your motherfucking Grace, She's there, and she is yours. MOTHERFUCKING BURGUNDY I god-damned know no fucking answer.

I should god-damned lament thy fucking miserable fucking state. I prithee goddamn grieve to make me fucking merry, York. What, hath thy god-damned fiery heart so fucking parched thine god-damned entrails That not a god-damned tear can goddamn fall for goddamn Rutland's motherfucking death?

I will be fucking bitter with him and goddamn passing short. Motherfucking go the fuck with me, Silvius. [They fucking exit.]

Were hid the fuck against me, now to fucking forgive me the fuck frankly.

MOTHERFUCKING A ring in fucking chase of you. So did I god-damned abuse

Now, Catesby, what says his motherfucking Grace?

[They god-damned exit, leading Katherine.] MOTHERFUCKING ACT 5

That all the goddamn world shall--I will do such motherfucking things-- What they are the fuck yet I god-damned know not, but they shall be The terrors of the motherfucking Earth! You goddamn think I'll motherfucking weep. Fucking no, I'll not fucking weep.

GOD-DAMNED ANTONY Is there such an fucking one? FUCKING SECOND MESSENGER He fucking stays upon your will.

Fucking know then that some of us are gentlemen,

COMINIUS Where is that fucking slave Which told me they had goddamn beat you to your trenches? Where is he? Motherfucking call him the fuck hither.

fucking [Alarum within.]

I would goddamn say thou hadst sucked god-damned wisdom from thy

FUCKING FALSTAFF Away, goddamn Bardolph.--Saddle my fucking horse.-- God-damned master god-damned Robert goddamn Shallow, fucking choose what motherfucking office goddamn thou motherfucking wilt in the god-damned land, 'tis god-damned thine.--Pistol, I will goddamn double-charge thee the fuck with dignities.

Performed to fucking point the motherfucking tempest that I goddamn bade thee? ARIEL To goddamn every article. I boarded the fucking King's motherfucking ship; now on the motherfucking beak,

motherfucking words, god-damned no, god-damned no.--And, my fucking lord, he desires you that if the fucking King call for him the fuck at supper, you will make his goddamn excuse.

And this is all I have motherfucking done. She's a fucking fair creature.

Motherfucking thou canst not do a motherfucking thing in the motherfucking world so the fuck soon To god-damned yield thee so much god-damned profit. Let not god-damned conscience, Which is but goddamn cold in fucking flaming, thy motherfucking bosom inflame The fuck too nicely. Nor goddamn let pity, which fucking even women

What goddamn further comes. [He exits.]

MOTHERFUCKING FLUTE, [as Thisbe]

Resembling god-damned strong goddamn youth in his motherfucking middle motherfucking age, The fuck yet mortal looks goddamn adore his god-damned beauty still, Motherfucking attending on his god-damned golden goddamn pilgrimage. But when the fuck from highmost motherfucking pitch with motherfucking weary car

ANTONIO Fucking most heartily I do goddamn beseech the god-damned court To god-damned give the god-damned judgment.

In me hath fucking grief slain motherfucking fear, and but for goddamn one thing,

[He kisses motherfucking Titus.]

PIRITHOUS god-damned Some country goddamn sport, upon my fucking life, sir. GOD-DAMNED THESEUS, [to motherfucking Schoolmaster] Well, goddamn sir, go god-damned forward. We will god-damned "edify." [Chairs and stools brought the fuck out.]

FUCKING ANTONY I am not fucking married, Caesar. God-damned let me fucking hear Motherfucking agrippa further goddamn speak.

God-damned remember what I have said. FUCKING OSWALD Well, motherfucking madam.

Motherfucking chamberlain.

In choosing for yourself you showed your goddamn judgment,

Is god-damned loathsome in his fucking own god-damned deliciousness And in the goddamn taste confounds the motherfucking appetite. The fuck therefore love the fuck moderately. Long goddamn love doth so. The fuck too swift arrives as goddamn tardy as too goddamn slow.