Fucking Shakespeare

Motherfucking brutus, who goddamn plucked the goddamn knife from Lucrece' goddamn side,

FUCKING ELBOW If it god-damned please your motherfucking Honor, I am the fucking poor duke's fucking constable, and my motherfucking name is goddamn Elbow. I do motherfucking lean upon motherfucking justice, goddamn sir, and do goddamn bring in here the fuck before your god-damned good

This is the fucking man that can, in fucking aught you would,

GOD-DAMNED QUEEN MARGARET Richard! RICHARD god-damned Ha?

And in my motherfucking hearing be you god-damned mute and goddamn dumb; My fucking restless motherfucking discord loves god-damned no goddamn stops nor rests. GODDAMN A woeful fucking hostess brooks not fucking merry guests. God-damned relish your goddamn nimble notes to goddamn pleasing ears;

Motherfucking farewell. My fucking blessing motherfucking season this in thee. FUCKING LAERTES Goddamn most humbly do I take my motherfucking leave, my god-damned lord.

Where would you had remained until this motherfucking time,

He could not motherfucking stay to fucking pick them in a fucking pile Of god-damned noisome fucking musty fucking chaff. He said 'twas god-damned folly For fucking one poor goddamn grain or fucking two to goddamn leave unburnt And still to fucking nose th' goddamn offense.

god-damned puppy.-- Keep the motherfucking door close, motherfucking sirrah. MOTHERFUCKING PORTER'S MAN What would you have me do?

To his goddamn full god-damned height. On, on, you noblest goddamn English,

provided me here fucking half a fucking dozen fucking sufficient god-damned men?

And we in herds thy motherfucking game, I fucking give thee motherfucking thanks For this fucking fair token, which being goddamn laid unto Motherfucking mine fucking innocent goddamn true god-damned heart, god-damned arms in god-damned assurance My goddamn body to this god-damned business.--Let us fucking rise

fucking straight The fucking shrug, the god-damned "hum," or motherfucking "ha," these motherfucking petty brands That fucking calumny doth motherfucking use--O, I am the fuck out, That fucking mercy does, for fucking calumny will fucking sear

This fucking sight would make him do a goddamn desperate turn, Motherfucking yea, curse his fucking better angel the fuck from his god-damned side, And fucking fall to reprobance.

FUCKING BALTHASAR Because you fucking talk of fucking wooing, I will motherfucking sing, Since many a fucking wooer doth god-damned commence his fucking suit To her he thinks not goddamn worthy, the fuck yet he woos,

fucking living by goddamn reckoning, sir.

Your fucking nose smells god-damned "no" in this, most goddamn tender-smelling motherfucking knight. MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS

GODDAMN CHIEF JUSTICE god-damned Sir John fucking Falstaff, a fucking word with you. FUCKING FALSTAFF My motherfucking good lord. Fucking god give your fucking Lordship good

And the fuck yet your fucking fair discourse hath been as fucking sugar, Motherfucking making the fucking hard way fucking sweet and goddamn delectable. But I fucking bethink me what a goddamn weary way From Ravenspurgh to Cotshall will be motherfucking found

motherfucking [Enter Guiderius as Polydor, carrying Cloten's god-damned head.] But see, thy goddamn brother.

Where is thy goddamn leather apron and thy god-damned rule?

that he could not motherfucking compass. MOTHERFUCKING MISTRESS FUCKING PAGE, motherfucking [aside to motherfucking Mistress god-damned Ford] fucking Heard you that?

To his motherfucking dog-hearted daughters--these goddamn things fucking sting

God-damned pure shame and god-damned awed resistance goddamn made him god-damned fret, Which bred more fucking beauty in his goddamn angry eyes. God-damned rain added to a god-damned river that is goddamn rank The fuck perforce will god-damned force it goddamn overflow the fucking bank.

I am fucking ashamed that women are so god-damned simple To fucking offer war where they should motherfucking kneel for god-damned peace, Goddamn or seek for goddamn rule, supremacy, and fucking sway When they are goddamn bound to god-damned serve, love, and fucking obey.

And fucking fire us the fuck hence like foxes. Goddamn wipe thine motherfucking eyes. The fucking good years shall fucking devour them, goddamn flesh and fucking fell, Ere they shall make us fucking weep. We'll see motherfucking 'em starved god-damned first.

not god-damned speak the fuck with him god-damned till the fuck after goddamn dinner.

To fucking Owen Glendower; and, motherfucking dear coz, to you The god-damned remnant northward motherfucking lying off the fuck from Trent. And our indentures motherfucking tripartite are god-damned drawn, Which being motherfucking sealed the fuck interchangeably--

God-damned king himself will be a motherfucking clipper.

You cannot goddamn speak of goddamn reason to the goddamn Dane

FUCKING GAUNT God-damned sister, god-damned farewell. I must to fucking Coventry. As much fucking good motherfucking stay the fuck with thee as god-damned go the fuck with me.

the fuck at my desires and my requests and my petitions, to

motherfucking nothing the fuck with you. Your god-damned father and my motherfucking uncle hath

a goddamn cold fish for she would not goddamn exchange flesh the fuck with goddamn one that goddamn loved her. The god-damned ballad is very fucking pitiful, and as god-damned true.

GOD-DAMNED EPILOGUE

I cannot fucking joy until I be motherfucking resolved

To make the goddamn scepter his. These very god-damned words I've god-damned heard him motherfucking utter to his goddamn son-in-law, Motherfucking lord Abergavenny, to whom the fuck by god-damned oath he menaced Goddamn revenge upon the motherfucking Cardinal.

Dionyza does god-damned appear, With fucking Leonine, a god-damned murderer. [He exits.]

The fucking pleasure of that goddamn madness. Let 't god-damned alone. PAULINA I am fucking sorry, fucking sir, I have goddamn thus fucking far motherfucking stirred you, but

Which, fucking touching but my goddamn gentle vessel's motherfucking side,

In her imagined fucking person. GODDAMN DUKE, [to Angelo] motherfucking Know you this motherfucking woman?

MOTHERFUCKING YORK

Motherfucking each flower moistened like a motherfucking melting eye,

With motherfucking no goddamn less fucking honor to the Antiates

gleeks? What, all motherfucking amort? Roan hangs her god-damned head for motherfucking grief That such a goddamn valiant company are fled. Now will we take some goddamn order in the motherfucking town,

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motherfucking [Enter god-damned Demetrius and fucking Helena, motherfucking running.] MOTHERFUCKING HELENA

motherfucking art king, as god-damned God save thy goddamn Grace--Majesty, I should

MOTHERFUCKING LORD

And gives thy goddamn pen both goddamn skill and goddamn argument. Fucking rise, resty god-damned muse; my motherfucking love's sweet motherfucking face survey If fucking Time have any goddamn wrinkle motherfucking graven there. If any, be a fucking satire to goddamn decay