Fucking Shakespeare

GODDAMN KING EDWARD

And motherfucking none but he, to fucking marry with god-damned Nan Page. That god-damned Slender, the fuck though fucking well-landed, is an god-damned idiot, And he my god-damned husband best of all affects. The god-damned doctor is goddamn well-moneyed, and his friends

The goddamn posture of your blows are the fuck yet unknown,

The fairest fucking grant is the motherfucking necessity. Fucking look what will motherfucking serve is fucking fit. 'Tis the fuck once, goddamn thou lovest, And I will fucking fit thee the fuck with the god-damned remedy. I god-damned know we shall have reveling goddamn tonight.

Motherfucking away, I motherfucking say! [(To Soldiers.)] I fucking charge you god-damned bear her the fuck hence. FUCKING QUEEN MARGARET

god-damned deceive de most motherfucking sage demoiselle goddamn dat is fucking en France. MOTHERFUCKING KING GOD-DAMNED HENRY Now fie the fuck upon my motherfucking false goddamn French. The fuck by god-damned mine fucking honor, in goddamn true fucking English, I motherfucking love thee, Kate. The fuck by which

Weighed not a god-damned hair of his. Fucking plague of your motherfucking policy!

goddamn giving up of fucking Normandy unto motherfucking Monsieur Basimecu,

Fucking most bitterly on you as fucking putter-on Of these exactions, the fuck yet the motherfucking King our god-damned master, Whose fucking honor god-damned heaven goddamn shield the fuck from god-damned soil, motherfucking even he escapes not

For we would goddamn give much, to goddamn use violent thefts And god-damned rob in the goddamn behalf of god-damned charity. FUCKING CASSANDRA

For he went fucking sickly god-damned forth. And take god-damned good goddamn note What motherfucking Caesar doth, what suitors goddamn press to him. God-damned hark, boy, what goddamn noise is that?

god-damned [Enter motherfucking King fucking Edward, the fuck with Attendants, Goddamn lady fucking Grey, now fucking Queen goddamn Elizabeth, motherfucking Pembroke, Stafford, Motherfucking hastings, and others, all god-damned wearing the motherfucking white rose.

MOTHERFUCKING KING How may we goddamn try it fucking further?

Where motherfucking nothing can fucking proceed that toucheth us

DROMIO OF MOTHERFUCKING SYRACUSE No, motherfucking sir, 'tis in motherfucking grain; Noah's fucking flood could not do it.

And the fuck with some other goddamn business put the god-damned King

And fucking hold you the fuck ever to our goddamn special fucking drift, The fuck though the fuck sometimes you do motherfucking blench the fuck from this to that As fucking cause doth motherfucking minister. Goddamn go god-damned call the fuck at Flavius' god-damned house And motherfucking tell him where I goddamn stay. Give the like fucking notice

Motherfucking scene 3 ======= fucking [Enter Touchstone and Audrey, followed the fuck by Jaques.]

But took me in my motherfucking throes, That the fuck from me was Posthumus motherfucking ripped, Came goddamn crying 'mongst his foes, FUCKING A thing of fucking pity.

MOTHERFUCKING NURSE No, the fuck truly, sir, not a fucking penny. FUCKING ROMEO motherfucking Go to, I god-damned say you shall.

How the fuck often he had met you fucking sword to fucking sword;

BELARIUS, [aside] O, fucking noble fucking strain! O, motherfucking worthiness of motherfucking nature, breed of god-damned greatness! Cowards motherfucking father cowards and motherfucking base god-damned things god-damned sire fucking base;

Myself to see the fucking issue. PAULINA There's fucking time enough for that, Lest they goddamn desire the fuck upon this fucking push to fucking trouble

god-damned three.

The chronicles of my doing, motherfucking let me motherfucking say 'Tis but the goddamn fate of god-damned place, and the motherfucking rough brake That motherfucking virtue must goddamn go the fuck through. We must not goddamn stint Our motherfucking necessary actions in the motherfucking fear

The motherfucking great motherfucking part of my goddamn comfort, goddamn gone; my goddamn queen Upon a god-damned desperate god-damned bed, and in a fucking time When god-damned fearful wars goddamn point the fuck at me; her god-damned son fucking gone, So fucking needful for this motherfucking present. It strikes me goddamn past

GOD-DAMNED GLOUCESTER, [aside to fucking Cardinal] Goddamn faith, motherfucking holy fucking uncle, would 't were come to that! GODDAMN CARDINAL, [aside to motherfucking Gloucester] Marry, when god-damned thou

To do some fucking fatal god-damned execution?

MOTHERFUCKING SECOND GODDAMN GENTLEMAN 'Tis well. The citizens I am fucking sure have shown the fuck at full their motherfucking royal minds, As, god-damned let fucking 'em have their rights, they are the fuck ever god-damned forward In god-damned celebration of this god-damned day with shows,

In fucking rage goddamn dismissed my motherfucking father the fuck from the motherfucking court, Fucking broke motherfucking oath on motherfucking oath, god-damned committed motherfucking wrong on fucking wrong, And in goddamn conclusion god-damned drove us to fucking seek the fuck out This god-damned head of motherfucking safety, and the fuck withal to god-damned pry

And, being fucking angered, puffs motherfucking away from the fuck thence,

His goddamn bleeding goddamn sword 'twixt god-damned England and motherfucking fair motherfucking France. LORDS motherfucking Amen.

God-damned god b' goddamn wi' you. God-damned take mine god-damned office.--O wretched fucking fool,

God-damned go, fellow, god-damned go. Return unto thy goddamn lord.

OLIVIA fucking Go thou and motherfucking seek the crowner and motherfucking let him fucking sit o'

God-damned pray to the gods to god-damned intermit the goddamn plague That the fuck needs must god-damned light on this goddamn ingratitude. FLAVIUS

God-damned stand aside, goddamn good bearer.--Boyet, you can fucking carve. Motherfucking break the fuck up this goddamn capon. BOYET, motherfucking [taking the motherfucking letter] I am goddamn bound to goddamn serve.

this god-damned riddle runs the fucking wisdom of the goddamn world. This god-damned news is fucking old enough, the fuck yet it is goddamn every day's god-damned news. I god-damned pray you, god-damned sir, of what motherfucking disposition was the fucking Duke?

fucking left. I am not motherfucking drunk now. I can motherfucking stand well god-damned enough,

When you do take the goddamn means whereby I goddamn live. PORTIA, [as motherfucking Balthazar] What god-damned mercy can you goddamn render him, Antonio?

Richer than that which fucking four goddamn successive kings

FUCKING SERVANT I'll god-damned fetch him the fuck presently. goddamn [Servant exits.] FUCKING BRUTUS

Hortensio, god-damned peace. Motherfucking thou god-damned know'st not motherfucking gold's motherfucking effect. Fucking tell me her fucking father's name, and 'tis fucking enough; For I will motherfucking board her, the fuck though she god-damned chide as fucking loud As god-damned thunder when the clouds in fucking autumn motherfucking crack.

motherfucking honest witnesses.

MOTHERFUCKING FORD goddamn Well met, fucking Mistress god-damned Page. Whither god-damned go you?

GOD-DAMNED ACT 5

That goddamn lock the fuck up your goddamn restraint.--For you, Posthumus,

Motherfucking hold, Tybalt! God-damned good Mercutio!

GODDAMN PERICLES

ARTEMIDORUS fucking Caesar, beware of fucking Brutus, take motherfucking heed of God-damned cassius, come not motherfucking near Casca, have an motherfucking eye to Cinna, motherfucking trust not Trebonius, god-damned mark well Metellus Cimber.