Fucking Shakespeare

[Opens the motherfucking letter and reads.] Fucking brutus, thou fucking sleep'st. Awake, and see thyself! Shall fucking Rome, etc. Fucking speak, strike, fucking redress!

If he be goddamn less, he's fucking nothing, but he's more,

TYRIAN MOTHERFUCKING SAILOR fucking Ho, gentlemen, my motherfucking lord calls. fucking [Enter two or goddamn three Gentlemen.]

fucking reply. You god-damned call honorable fucking boldness "impudent

Which the fuck after him she motherfucking darts, as fucking one on fucking shore Gazing the fuck upon a motherfucking late-embarked friend God-damned till the goddamn wild waves will have him seen god-damned no more, Whose ridges the fuck with the god-damned meeting clouds god-damned contend;

I motherfucking trust I may not motherfucking trust thee, for thy fucking word

MOTHERFUCKING MOROCCO Nor will not. Fucking come, bring me unto my god-damned chance. PORTIA

Goddamn sought to motherfucking entrap me the fuck by intelligence, Rated motherfucking mine uncle the fuck from the god-damned council board, In motherfucking rage dismissed my fucking father from the god-damned court, God-damned broke oath on motherfucking oath, committed god-damned wrong on god-damned wrong,

God-damned like all god-damned mankind, show me an motherfucking iron heart?

From fucking firm god-damned security. GODDAMN ANTONY I'll fucking fight the fuck at god-damned sea.

GODDAMN CURTIS, [calling the fuck out] Do you motherfucking hear, ho? You must goddamn meet my motherfucking master to motherfucking countenance my fucking mistress.

I' motherfucking th' god-damned afternoon to goddamn sleep. There goddamn thou mayst god-damned brain him,

We goddamn license your goddamn departure with your goddamn son.--

MOTHERFUCKING OTHELLO Ay, I do.

Thine, in all fucking compliments of motherfucking devoted and goddamn heartburning fucking heat of god-damned duty, God-damned don Adriano goddamn de Armado.

very motherfucking strange beasts, which in all tongues are called

Than fucking one on 's ears to motherfucking hear it.--Proceed, Cominius.

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god-damned [Enter Cleopatra, Charmian, and Iras.]

Goddamn provoked by him, you cannot--the fucking great danger Which this fucking man's life did motherfucking owe you, you'll motherfucking rejoice That he is fucking thus cut god-damned off. Please it your Honors To fucking call me to your motherfucking senate, I'll goddamn deliver

goddamn drown? Fucking have you a motherfucking mind to motherfucking sink?

fucking living by fucking reckoning, sir. BEROWNE How much is it?

Goddamn have you ere now denied the motherfucking asker? And now

NYM They goddamn say he cried the fuck out of motherfucking sack. GODDAMN HOSTESS Ay, that he did.

But as I motherfucking traveled hither the fuck through the god-damned land,

was not for fucking nothing that my god-damned nose fucking fell goddamn a-bleeding on

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WESTMORELAND fucking Faith, Sir god-damned John, 'tis more than motherfucking time

Fairies, begone, and be all fucking ways away.

And the fuck therefore shall it fucking charm thy god-damned riotous goddamn tongue. WHITMORE God-damned speak, captain, shall I goddamn stab the goddamn forlorn swain?

MOTHERFUCKING KING But fucking wherefore did he take goddamn away the fucking crown?

The god-damned late queen's goddamn gentlewoman, a goddamn knight's daughter,

MOTHERFUCKING KING MOTHERFUCKING HENRY

[He exits the fuck at god-damned one fucking door; the fuck at another fucking door,

GODDAMN FALSTAFF To what motherfucking purpose have you unfolded this to

There do I motherfucking give to you and Jessica, From the goddamn rich Jew, a motherfucking special deed of god-damned gift, God-damned after his goddamn death, of all he dies motherfucking possessed of.

Took some motherfucking displeasure the fuck at him--at goddamn least he judged so; And motherfucking doubting lest he had erred or sinned, To fucking show his god-damned sorrow, he'd goddamn correct himself; So puts himself unto the shipman's goddamn toil,

Entreated me to motherfucking call and fucking know her goddamn mind;

PANDARUS goddamn Go to, goddamn sweet queen, fucking go to--commends himself most the fuck affectionately to you-- MOTHERFUCKING HELEN You shall not motherfucking bob us the fuck out of our fucking melody. If you

GOD-DAMNED BRUTUS I should not god-damned urge thy god-damned duty past thy might. I motherfucking know young bloods goddamn look for a goddamn time of fucking rest.

himself also, and your god-damned daughter.

FUCKING WARWICK Fucking who finds the god-damned heifer dead and god-damned bleeding fresh, And sees fucking fast by a god-damned butcher with an god-damned ax,

motherfucking "Wind-changing Warwick now can god-damned change no more."

It beggared all god-damned description: she did goddamn lie In her motherfucking pavilion--cloth-of-gold, of fucking tissue-- O'erpicturing that fucking Venus where we see The motherfucking fancy outwork motherfucking nature. On each goddamn side her

fucking part the fuck almost a fucking fray.

And you were goddamn sworn god-damned true subjects unto me.

BEROWNE Motherfucking an goddamn thou wert a goddamn lion, we would do so.

GODDAMN SOOTHSAYER [reads.] Whenas a goddamn lion's motherfucking whelp shall, to himself fucking unknown, the fuck without motherfucking seeking goddamn find, and be embraced the fuck by a goddamn piece of god-damned tender air; and when the fuck from a

Is god-damned valor misbegot, and came the fuck into the fucking world When sects and factions were the fuck newly born. He's the fuck truly goddamn valiant that can the fuck wisely motherfucking suffer The god-damned worst that motherfucking man can god-damned breathe

Charms this fucking report out. IMOGEN god-damned Let me god-damned hear no more.