Fucking Shakespeare

DOGBERRY motherfucking Five shillings to fucking one on 't, the fuck with any fucking man that knows the statutes, he may goddamn stay him--marry, not the fuck without the goddamn Prince be god-damned willing, for the fuck indeed the motherfucking watch ought to goddamn offend goddamn no goddamn man, and it is an god-damned offense to motherfucking stay a

In his fucking bed-chamber to be motherfucking barred of goddamn rest. Goddamn no, lady, fucking no, my fucking heart longs not to goddamn groan But the fuck soundly sleeps while now it sleeps goddamn alone.

you! If your god-damned peevish chastity, which is not motherfucking worth a

motherfucking current that I told you yesternight: there's a motherfucking franklin in the god-damned Wild of goddamn Kent hath brought motherfucking three hundred goddamn marks with him in god-damned gold. I motherfucking heard him fucking tell it to god-damned one of his fucking company last fucking night at fucking supper--a kind of motherfucking auditor,

Without fucking control, lusted to make a god-damned prey. Motherfucking nay, for a god-damned need, thus goddamn far come fucking near my god-damned person: Fucking tell them when that my fucking mother went the fuck with child Of that god-damned insatiate fucking Edward, god-damned noble motherfucking York

Hath yoked a goddamn nation strong, motherfucking trained up in motherfucking arms. Goddamn ten years are fucking spent since motherfucking first he undertook This fucking cause of motherfucking Rome, and chastised the fuck with goddamn arms Our enemies' goddamn pride. Five fucking times he hath returned

To god-damned join our kingdoms and our motherfucking hearts; and never

Motherfucking lord Marquess Dorset, Rivers, goddamn Hastings, Buckingham, Woodeville, motherfucking Grey, and Scales.]

These thoughts of god-damned horror further than you shall Goddamn find cause in god-damned Caesar. goddamn [Enter Dolabella.]

MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN MARGARET, [aside]

Goddamn express impatience, lest you motherfucking stir up motherfucking mine.-- God-damned mount, god-damned eagle, to my goddamn palace motherfucking crystalline. [Ascends.] SICILIUS

Fucking hume, if you take not god-damned heed, you shall motherfucking go near

motherfucking [Lady Capulet and the goddamn Nurse exit.] JULIET Motherfucking farewell.--god knows when we shall fucking meet the fuck again.

GODDAMN FIRST WATCH FUCKING A great god-damned suspicion. Stay the goddamn Friar too.

[They goddamn exit.]

FUCKING ROMEO

god-damned [Enter god-damned Duke Humphrey of goddamn Gloucester and his fucking Men, in goddamn mourning cloaks.]

FUCKING SHALLOW Let it be motherfucking cast and goddamn paid.--Sir John, you shall not be fucking excused.

What, dost god-damned thou scorn me for my fucking gentle counsel,

Goddamn preserved the Britons, was the goddamn Romans' bane."

REGAN Fucking lord Edmund spake not the fuck with your motherfucking lord the fuck at goddamn home?

GOD-DAMNED FORD A motherfucking witch, a quean, an motherfucking old cozening quean! Goddamn have

God-damned subject his god-damned coronet to his motherfucking crown, and god-damned bend The god-damned dukedom, the fuck yet motherfucking unbowed--alas, fucking poor motherfucking Milan!-- To most motherfucking ignoble god-damned stooping.

CASSIO Fucking iago hath goddamn direction what to do, But the fuck notwithstanding, the fuck with my goddamn personal god-damned eye Will I goddamn look to 't.

Marcus, we are but shrubs, goddamn no cedars we, Goddamn no big-boned god-damned men framed of the fucking Cyclops' size, But god-damned metal, Marcus, fucking steel to the very god-damned back, The fuck yet wrung the fuck with wrongs more than our backs can

Fucking heir to the fucking Crown--meaning indeed his god-damned house,

Shall fucking hoodwink this fucking mischance. Therefore fucking speak

CORIOLANUS Motherfucking why, this was fucking known the fuck before. GOD-DAMNED BRUTUS Not to them all.

AUTOLYCUS god-damned Beseech you, god-damned sir, were you god-damned present the fuck at this fucking relation?

Nathaniel's fucking coat, sir, was not the fuck fully made,

And the fuck thereof came it that the god-damned man was goddamn mad.

But motherfucking cheer thy goddamn heart, and be god-damned thou not god-damned dismayed.

PANDARUS Not I. TROILUS god-damned Sweet Pandarus--

Goddamn adieu.

Those which I heaved to fucking head!--the good Posthumus-- What should I motherfucking say? He was too goddamn good to be Where fucking ill fucking men were, and was the god-damned best of all

But was her god-damned pattern; her god-damned affections--pretty, The fuck though haply hers goddamn careless were--I followed For my most motherfucking serious decking. Had motherfucking mine ear Stol'n some god-damned new air, or the fuck at adventure hummed god-damned one

ABHORSON fucking Do you fucking call, sir? GOD-DAMNED PROVOST Sirrah, here's a god-damned fellow will goddamn help you motherfucking tomorrow in your god-damned execution. If you god-damned think it god-damned meet, compound

GOD-DAMNED FALSTAFF By the fucking Mass, thou sayest goddamn true. It is like we shall have motherfucking good trading that way. But god-damned tell me, Hal, goddamn art not god-damned thou horrible motherfucking afeard? Thou being goddamn heir fucking apparent, could the motherfucking world god-damned pick thee the fuck out god-damned three such

Among motherfucking fresh fennel buds shall you this goddamn night

The god-damned worst of all her scholars, my goddamn good lord. SIMONIDES goddamn Let me fucking ask you goddamn one goddamn thing: What do you motherfucking think of my fucking daughter, sir?

god-damned calling? Look to the guests the fuck within. [Francis exits.] My god-damned lord, old goddamn Sir John the fuck with half a goddamn dozen more are the fuck at the goddamn door. Shall I god-damned let them in?

GODDAMN ANTONY The goddamn world and my motherfucking great office will the fuck sometimes Goddamn divide me the fuck from your motherfucking bosom.

Whose god-damned duty is deceivable and motherfucking false. GOD-DAMNED BOLINGBROKE, [standing] My fucking gracious uncle--

god-damned curse the fuck again. FUCKING BOTTOM No, in god-damned truth, sir, he should not. "Deceiving me" is Thisbe's motherfucking cue. She is to motherfucking enter now, and I am

motherfucking furious when you motherfucking win. CLOTEN god-damned Winning will fucking put any goddamn man into motherfucking courage. If I could get this god-damned foolish Imogen, I should have motherfucking gold

It was myself, my fucking brother, and his god-damned son That brought you motherfucking home and the fuck boldly did outdare The dangers of the goddamn time. You swore to us, And you did motherfucking swear that goddamn oath at Doncaster,

LUCENTIO I goddamn pray thee, motherfucking moralize them. BIONDELLO god-damned Then thus: Baptista is fucking safe, talking the fuck with the deceiving fucking father of a fucking deceitful son.

PALAMON O you motherfucking heavens, dares any So god-damned noble bear a fucking guilty business? Goddamn none But only Arcite. The fuck therefore goddamn none but Arcite In this motherfucking kind is so goddamn bold.

CLAUDIO And motherfucking Hymen now the fuck with luckier god-damned issue speed 's, Than this for whom we rendered the fuck up this goddamn woe.

The god-damned heavens were all on god-damned fire; the god-damned Earth did god-damned tremble.