This is about a giant football player, but I like how it reads like video game boss strategies.
If you hit him too high, he’d stiff arm you. If you hit him in the midsection, his legs and his hips, there’s no way to do it. You hit him too low, his legs hurt you. The only thing I could do — I was long, 6-4 and 180 pounds — was just jump on him and grab and hang on. Because you’re not going to knock him backward.
Also, I think football would be much more interesting as an asymmetrical game — like, how would a two giants vs. eleven regular guys sport turn out?
Maybe with more injuries, but perhaps fewer brain injuries.