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Animals eat; we eat arugula and goat cheese with lardons,
Greg Costikyan’s really putting animals in their place here.
toasted walnuts, and Dijon Vinaigrette. All animals drink; we have Coca-Cola and the Schramsberg blanc de blanc. Mammals have sex; we have all-day weddings with elaborate ceremonies—
and BDSM clubs. Apes will tap out a rhythm; we have the Eroica symphony, and Rock Band. Animals can see; we have the Mona Lisa. Beavers build dams and wasps build nests; we build Paris.