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RDU TSA Guy 1: Your name on the boarding pass doesn’t match the name on your ID. (“Jim” vs. “James.”) You need to go back to the airline, get a new boarding pass, then come back through security.
Me: OK. [Does all that.]
RDU TSA Guy 2: [Glances at driver’s license, does not look at boarding pass at all.]
Meaningful security procedures like this have been happening for [checks] 21 years (?!) now.