The guy’s character, Zoom, defeated Ninja and his crab robot today in D&D. He brought the incapacitated Ninja to the Town Hall, where he recommended that Ninja be put into jail.
The Mayor said they didn’t have a jail and asked Zoom what to do. The guy didn’t know what to say, but eventually, came up with “put him in a bed, but put a blindfold on him and put the covers over him so that when he wakes up, he’ll think he’s in the dark.”
Now that I think about it, coming up with a criminal justice system on the spot is fairly hard. I don’t know what I’d come up with for a criminal who’s as cartoonishly recidivist as Ninja. Banishment? I’d probably conditionally confiscate his dog, Dog Ninja, actually. That is the only thing he cares about as far as we know.
Speaking of naïveté, at the beginning of today’s game, I revealed that robots have been spotted coming into the town and stealing things. The guy actually gasped at that. It’s probably great to be able to be that good at suspending disbelief.