I came across the best animated gif of all time in a
Wirecutter bidet review.
I've been thinking about bidets because of all of the toilet paper hoarding/shortage talk lately. Specifically, I was wondering: is there a way to use a bidet without toilet paper?
Looks like no. But possibly, you can use less toilet paper than you would without it? Bidet users, email me the truth! deathmtn@fastmail.com
Also, I'm wonder if there are other ways to effectively clean poo off one's butt. I have a friend who uses a handkerchief instead of using disposable tissue paper. Is there a (safe) analogue for the toilet?