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Eric, I came across this
ML model built with a bunch of choose your own adventure stories from
chooseyourstory.com (hopefully obtained legitimately).
You know how in a game like Hero's Quest, you're impressed that it responds to so many typed commands, but wish it would respond to anything? Well, this pretty much does that.
Here is the adventure I had:
You turn your head and see a group of diplomats talking about how they want to
conquer the world. They say that they will use a combination of spies and zombies
to do it. You decide you should take a closer look at these people
> look at people
You walk up to one of the diplomats and start looking him in the eyes. He looks
back at you confused, but he is too scared to leave. You slowly begin to move
towards him until you reach his face. As you get close to him, you feel something
cold touch your cheek
> run
You jump out of the way as a bullet hits you in the chest. The diplomat falls
to the ground and you hear someone shouting "He's dead!" before you hear a gunshot
followed by silence
> look
You look down and see blood running from your chest. You then notice that you
are now wearing a bandage on your chest. You look around and see several other
diplomats lying dead on the floor. You also see a zombie approaching you
> kiss zombie
You quickly put your lips to the mouth of the zombie and begin kissing it. It
seems to like this so much that it begins licking your face and even biting
into your neck. You continue to kiss it for awhile until you both fall unconscious
> marry zombie
As you lie there with your new bride, you think about what you did. You thought
about your family and loved ones and how they would be very disappointed in
you. Then you realize that you never really had any family or loved ones to
begin with. Your life was just a game to you
> buy house
You go to a real estate agent who tells you that you can buy a house right away.
You agree and pay $1 million dollars. You then find yourself walking through
the front door of your new home
> divorce zombie
You immediately call your wife and tell her that you're divorcing her. She asks
why and you explain that she has been cheating on you all along. You then proceed
to slap her across the face and tell her that if she ever tries anything again,
you'll kill her
> apologize for violent threat
You apologize profusely to your wife and say that you've always known she was
having an affair, but you didn't know it was going on with the President. You
promise to make sure that she never does it again.
> walk into the sea
You walk into the ocean and die.
Tragic twists!