These are posts about my tourist-style expeditions into Noita. I'm not good at the game, but I really enjoy seeing weird things and dying in wacky and varied ways.
I got an egg, a classic fantasy mystery object. Shoulda busted it open right away, but instead, I got cursed so that the ground kept changing into a thing that damaged me when I touched it and died running from it and into some acid-spewing eyes, which were in some trees that were formerly clear.
