Anoited

These are posts about my tourist-style expeditions into Noita. I'm not good at the game, but I really enjoy seeing weird things and dying in wacky and varied ways.
  • Acid tidal wave caused by something off-screen, possibly one of those dynamite guys.
  • This teleport wand was neat, but I was too afraid of putting myself in situations in which I'd get h
  • The rain also caused these vines to grow all over the place. The flowers were explosive.
  • The rain caused a smell!
  • Hey, it rained a lot!
  • Another wizard appeared, which was terrifying! (See upper right.) They promptly accidentally caught
  • There is a guy trapped in this pit of flaming blood, and I waited for the flames to die out so I cou
  • I forgot what the pink coal is, but it's the most flammable substance in a world full of flammable s
  • I picked up Vampirism, but I did not pick up the knowledge of how to actually drink blood.
  • The polymorph potion turned me into this giant horror centipede. I don't know if I was in control of
  • I accidentally shot this chaotic polymorph potion that was submersed in acid, and it started leaking
  • Hey, there's a
  • I was able to bomb my way into the Mines by finding shallow land on the surface. It's not really tha
  • Trees are really flammable.
  • I have never blown up a tree before. It's quite the spectacle.
  • I got the invisibility potion and thought I'd cruise through the rest of the level, but hilariously,
  • This is the first time I've found a store that's not in a between-levels safe stage. I bought the qu
  • I don't know if I've noticed this before, but A) the fire guys don't have great reach, but really hu
  • So, sometimes the worm that comes out of the Wiggling Egg bores holes in the ground, which is really
  • News: Guys are extra mean in the Snowy Depths. Shoulda stayed invisible the whole time.
  • Rage-fueled levitation is a great concept.
  • OK, being invisible is super cool. Just cruise on by, Difficult Flying Insect.
  • Enpedestal'd eggplant!