These are posts about my tourist-style expeditions into Noita. I'm not good at the game, but I really enjoy seeing weird things and dying in wacky and varied ways.
There is a guy trapped in this pit of flaming blood, and I waited for the flames to die out so I could kill him, then soak in the blood to heal. But it took a while, so I put out the fire with my own water bottle. Once in the blood, I realized I wasn't drinking it like I thought I would with Vampirism. I healed 0 hp from Vampirism.
