The Most Successful Bot I've Met

The most successful people I've met:

1. Crouch desperately at the orifice of the Fermentation for the Vinegar to emerge
2. Wait eagerly at the orifice of the Entering Into Contract for the Obligation to emerge
3. Understand you gotta Applying for Job if you want Rejection
4. Paper Jams via Printing on Printer
5. Are Choking because they are Chewing Food