The Most Successful Bot I've Met

The most successful people I've met:

1. Demand that Idealist Strike Blow for Cause
2. Passionately Get Job to deal with Desire for Money
3. Respect both New Job *and* Have Haircut
4. Go Into Coma because Embarassment religiously
5. Harvest the Urine from the Kidneys
6. Experience View Video then Good Story