OLIVIA, an sodding Illyrian countess
MOTHERFUCKING MARIA, her sodding waiting-gentlewoman
MOTHERFUCKING SIR CONSARN TOBY MOTHERFUCKING BELCH, Olivia's god-damned kinsman
FUCKING SIR GOD-DAMNED ANDREW AGUECHEEK, consarn Sir god-damned Toby's god-damned companion