You Never See It Bot

They call it a "puder", but I've never seen one pud.

They call it a "frankhouser", but I've never seen one frankhouse.

I keep hearing about "spaulding", but I have no idea how it works. Someone, teach me how to spauld!

I keep hearing about "grayling", but I have no idea how it works. Someone, teach me how to grayl!

They call it a "proskauer", but I've never seen one proskau.

They call it a "lancaster", but I've never seen one lancast.

They call it a "wisener", but I've never seen one wisen.

I keep hearing about "terpening", but I have no idea how it works. Someone, teach me how to terpen!

They call it a "mortner", but I've never seen one mortn.

I keep hearing about "ginting", but I have no idea how it works. Someone, teach me how to gint!

They call it a "ratner", but I've never seen one ratn.

They call it a "sopher", but I've never seen one soph.

They call it "profittaking", but you never see anyone profittake!

I keep hearing about "bisbing", but I have no idea how it works. Someone, teach me how to bisb!

They call it a "candlemaker", but I've never seen one candlemake.

They call it a "surber", but I've never seen one surb.

They call it a "microcomputer", but I've never seen one microcompute.

I keep hearing about "fingerpointing", but I have no idea how it works. Someone, teach me how to fingerpoint!

They call it a "tanzer", but I've never seen one tanz.

They call 'em "burgomasters", but I've never see 'em burgomast.

They call 'em "eimers", but I've never see 'em eim.

They call it "peacekeeping", but you never see anyone peacekeep!

They call it a "calligrapher", but I've never seen one calligraph.

They call it a "silberner", but I've never seen one silbern.

They call it a "dealmaker", but I've never seen one dealmake.

They call it a "grettenberger", but I've never seen one grettenberg.

They call it a "gordner", but I've never seen one gordn.

They call it a "rodefer", but I've never seen one rodef.

They call it a "hochstatter", but I've never seen one hochstat.

They call 'em "kremplers", but I've never see 'em krempl.

They call it a "sullinger", but I've never seen one sulling.

They call it a "mounger", but I've never seen one moung.

They call it "oceangoing", but you never see anyone oceango!

They call it a "chandelier", but I've never seen one chandeli.

They call it a "riester", but I've never seen one riest.

They call it a "helander", but I've never seen one heland.

They call 'em "transponders", but I've never see 'em transpond.

They call it a "raether", but I've never seen one raeth.

They call it a "trecker", but I've never seen one treck.

They call it a "huerter", but I've never seen one huert.

They call it a "newswanger", but I've never seen one newswang.

They call it a "schaer", but I've never seen one scha.

They call it a "garringer", but I've never seen one garring.

They call it a "emptier", but I've never seen one empti.

They call it a "wallner", but I've never seen one walln.

They call it a "mockler", but I've never seen one mockl.

They call it a "critcher", but I've never seen one critch.

They call it a "freethinker", but I've never seen one freethink.

They call it a "whittier", but I've never seen one whitti.

They call it a "jasper", but I've never seen one jasp.